Petruciate

To expluge a nonfilled contimpment.

Mannnn fuck that nigga, petruciate his ass.

by Johnnylonson September 8, 2025

a petyus

a unique extraterrestial creature that feeds through photosynthesis and crappy memes. a petyus will always appear sad and has multiple personalities disorder as well as down's. it likes slow cars that are usually labelled as pezso, but dreams of american muscle cars it cant afford seeing as it left its only career opportunity last week. it would call kozakkucsma its home within the milky way, a cripplingly gypsy-infested nest of cretins. some people love a petyus but are mistaken only by its sincere appearance and suspect not the evil underlying. very few sexual advantages included.

a petyus showed me a meme yesterday, now i have chronic diarrhea.

lol, same.

by notdobospeter November 23, 2021

Arman Petrosyan

The best kid in the world no one is as good as him

Arman Petrosyan is the best

by AMOINGYSA February 25, 2022

Kim Petras

A german transgender queen that always delivers on making quality pop music, you may have heard oh get coconuts or that she’s a bit unholy

A: Hey! Do you listen to Kim Petras?
B: Isn't she like, problematic?
A: No! She’s Problématique!

by Coperchain November 4, 2023

Nushki Patrushki

A very creative and elaborate nick name to give to your truly beloved. Some would say it originated in Russia.

*Naama and Yoash are hanging out at home watching a financial documentary.*
Naama: “Nushki Patrushki, can you get me some water?”
Yoash: “Go f-“

by Gruund December 15, 2023

Jana Petreska

Is a Macedonian girl who is the bestest girlfriend on the planet. She is a cute softie/pookie with a big big heart. She always thinks about you and always tries to make you feel better. She is also very very caring and gives out huge amounts of love. Jana also has the most beautiful smile in the universe and her laugh is the best music. Jana is smart and she speaks many languages. She loves her girlfriend so so much and she is not afraid to show it. Jana is the sexiest girl, no one has ever seen any girl that is more sexy than she is. Jana is your dream girl, and she's taken.

Person 1: wow, this girl is the besties girlfriend on the planet
Person 2: she must be Jana Petreska

by Girlfie27 May 7, 2025