Peruvian Pacifier

When your chick won’t shut up so you shove a dick in her mouth.

“My bitch would not stop crying about some bullshit so I gave her the Peruvian pacifier for some damn peace and quiet.

by TUTUthecarwashboy May 27, 2025

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Peruvian Pacifier

When your chick just won’t shut up so you shove a dick in her mouth.

“My baby mama would not stop crying about bullshit so I gave her a Peruvian Pacifier.”

by TUTUthecarwashboy May 27, 2025

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When giving anal, the top says “saddle up, partner” and proceeds to slide upwards on the bottoms back while keeping penetration. The top will then grab the hair of the bottom and twist it around their grips as if they were goat horns. The sexual activity will then continue while in a concerning amount of pain

Woman: “Babe, let’s spice it up tonight, it’s been kinda boring in bed recently”
Man: “Yeah I agree, let’s do something crazy, like the Peruvian Goat Saddle”
Woman: “The fuck is that?”

by YoCug41 June 6, 2025

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Peruvian Handshake

When two people shove one of their arms up the asshole and throat of a recipient and do a handshake in the middle.

"Do you two want to do a Peruvian Handshake on me?"

by badpiggiez October 21, 2025

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Peruvian Chupacabra

A woman dresses up as a goat while a man inserts BBQ sauce up her anus. Upon the initial insertion the man's dominant foot is also inserted in the anus emulating a stomping motion, effectively stirring the sauce. After roughly three minutes of anal BBQ stomping the man drinks his victory juice.

P1 : Why are your leg and mouth covered in BBQ sauce?
P2 : Me and my girl just did the Peruvian Chupacabra.

by KostasT November 9, 2025

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Peruvian small dick syndrome

The syndrome, originating in Peru, where any chud-like organism has a mutation around the groin area, making it look like their dick looks like the country of Peru.

Jack: Did you hear that Enzo was diagnosed with Peruvian small dick syndrome?
John: I always knew he had it since he was a 4th grader.

by ChuddyMcMuffin January 12, 2026

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