percets

some dude who thinks he's better than everyone else

player1: yo dude look its percets the dude who thinks hes better

player2: yeah he actually sucks

player3: I won against him in a 1v1 and he said he was better when he died 4 times to me

by rushamane December 5, 2021

perpetual nae nae syndrome

You can only nae nae. Their is no end to the nae nae.

Life is hell.

The only attention you gather is from Twitter Users.

Nae Nae Guy: AAAAAA FUCK MY ARM IS STUCK IN THE AIR. I CAN'T STOP THE NAE NAE

Doctor: I'd help you but, perpetual nae nae syndrome has no cure. Plus, I only use Reddit...

Nae Nae Guy: :(

by ICan'tStopPostingCringeOnMain January 18, 2022

Perdec

The smartest thing alive, Ever

Idk but you kill people like me: Smart, Awesome, Human, "Perdec"

by Smartest Man Alive #128 March 12, 2022

perpetually hangry

When you have the munchies so bad you start to get hangry, but never get full from eating, which fuels your hangriness even more

Karl: I have the munchies so bad, I’m perpetually hangry.

Sebastian: you good bro?

Karl: no I’m not good. I’ve eaten half the charcuterie board, a bag of pretzels, and 4 slices of pizza. I’m about to order more. I can’t get full and I’m about to fight the girls hoarding the rest of the food.

Sebastian: calm dow…

Karl: DONT TELL ME TO CALM DOWN IM PERPETUALLY HANGRY

(Based on real events)

by Karlmalthus April 2, 2022

perpetua

if you know someone named perpetua, never let them go. they are such an amazing and genuine person and their nicknames can be petchi, petcha, petch petch or peachi. perpetua is so beautiful and has such a kind soul. if you have a friend named perpetua keep them forever.

boy 1: aye that’s perpetua right ?
boy 2: yeah she’s so beautiful

boy 1: yeah she is

by b-ballplayertbh05 April 12, 2022

Predetermined Gay

Before you are even born the ultrasound sees your cock bent meaning you will grow up with homosexual urges as soon as the age of 2.

My baby was ultrasounded as a predetermined gay so I gave him up to adoption at some randoms house for free, I didn’t even give the child a name or a basket just placed him there on the concrete.

by ITZEXEED July 26, 2022

perdition

permission but its perdition

you'll need you teachers perdition before you can go on the field trip this Tuesday

by iv3m November 29, 2022