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by OgreTheSober January 23, 2021
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today on things

Expression. Short-hand for "Today on things that happened".

Used when someone is lying, or exaggerating a story. Often used on the internet and seldom in real life.
"Here's a picture of the house I paid off in two years using essential oils!! #BossBabe"

"Today on things"
by GoobyeLikeAOuija July 25, 2021
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Good Morning Today

A computer-animated television show on Fusion that was created by David Javerbaum and produced by The Jim Henson Company under its Henson Alternative banner and ShadowMachine Films. The show uses The Jim Henson Company's real time motion capture Digital Puppet Studio
by SPrice1980 January 10, 2023
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<.7.9.7.6.>today is a day for teaching that real patience is not about stopping but walking calmly and focus-mindedly<.7.9.7.6.>
<.7.9.7.6.>today is a day for teaching that real patience is not about stopping but walking calmly and focus-mindedly<.7.9.7.6.>
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I Hate the World Today

You’re such a fake, I wish you were dead….
by Death Menace October 4, 2023
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Today

on this day if you have a boyfriend named zach you should be the good significant other and suck there pp’s
“omg babe it’s Today, gimme your pp!!!”
by Dinkyjet May 2, 2023
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