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stoopid-market

Supermarket, especially one where people stop their trolley/cart in the middle of the aisle, don't walk in straight lines, do annoying things in general.
You should have seen this woman at the stoopid-market, she was just standing there in my way for 5 minutes!
by AussieHannah December 28, 2006
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Hair Market

Hair market is when you forget to shave your pubes and someone wants to eat your dick. Or when you eat pubes because ramen isn't enough.
"How was it?"
"Omg he is such a hair market."
by BigFwithAbigD March 13, 2019
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Carrara markets

A market in the gold coast that sells some pretty cool stuff.

But it's advertised on the tv all the time AND IT WON'T STFU.
Poe: wanna head to Carrara markets with me?
Daryl: CARRARA MARKETS!
Poe: stfu darylin
Daryl: stfu kung fu panda ass
by Stormyyyyyyyyyy June 6, 2021
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turtle market

When there's no excitement in the news and retail investors aren't buying the dips or crypto is in a slow moving trend in a bull market.
Everyone is just so bored with the news right now, Bitcoin is in a turtle market..
by DJ Jazzy Jim September 21, 2021
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Union Market

A sign of gentrification by yuppie millennial hipsters, particularly those who have handlebar mustaches and use the words artisanal and alkaline excessively and enjoy cheese plates.
“What happened to the East Village?”
“They put a Union Market in”
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tard market

name given to online community that sells crap - tard being short for retards in the light hearted sense
Discogs.com is a tard market
by DJ Wechat April 6, 2017
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fractal marketing

Fractal marketing is the process by which a product or service is promoted through modern electronic media and is subsequently picked up and scattered by potential consumers.

Whereas viral marketing presupposes that a consumer is infected with the intended message, fractal marketing reflects that the consumer modifies the message: it's still part of the snowflake's pattern, just a unique piece of it.
An example of fractal marketing would be Apple's Switch campaign of 2002 and Ellen Feiss's subsequently marketed web identity. They are affiliated, they are part of the same pattern, but this outcome could not be predicted by Apple.
by Olwen Lloyd December 12, 2008
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