Makin' an Omlette

Sprinklin some cheese, peppers, and other omlette ingredients and then crackin an egg on that bitches head

i got some peppers n threw some cheese on that bitch n three eggs later we had a three egg omlette, we were totally makin' an omlette on that bitch.

by AngryPandaExpress March 28, 2010

Yummy Spanish Omlette

Sex involving excessive flatulence. The yummy distinguishes it from the food dish "Spanish omlette", with the origin of the phrase being derived from the smell associated with spoiled eggs.

"Well done Lukey! Fancy a Yummy Spanish Omlette later? Mmmm!"

by Byker Groves December 13, 2012

Havana Brown Omelette

When a mixture of diarrhea and toilet bowl water splashes up on your butt as a result of an explosive diarrhea splash. Similar to Poseidon’s Kiss, only much more messy.

Sam just told me he had a huge Havana Brown Omelette this morning. Apparently it was so bad he had to take a shower bc toilet paper couldn’t get the job done.

by Benjo Basilisk August 24, 2021

Norwegian Anal Omlette

The art of eating too many eggs and laxatives around an hour before breakfast, shitting out the gooey diarrhea on a cast iron skillet and making a breakfast omlette for your SO.

I cooked my girl a Norwegian Anal Omlette today

by the man from voodoo October 30, 2022

Timothee cha-omolette

the first born of Audrey, eaten 10 seconds later by Astrid. The child of Audrey B and Bibble, rest in peace egg boy 🙏

"here's my child, Timothee cha-omolette, would you mind holding him for a bit?"

*eats*

by yasstrid January 23, 2024

maduka hitler batter omelette

What the fuck

(says with rizz) Seriously. Maduka hitler batter omelette. That was seriously fucked up. Wanna kiss?

by Buldge man Suprememe June 24, 2024

Palm Beach Mushroom Omelette

When you get passed around for exploitation by billionaires with small malformed penises.

I read the deposition. Sounds like she got the full Palm Beach mushroom omelette.

by The Blue Rider January 2, 2026