Arse dandruff

also known as poo-flakes and Butt crumbs.

small specks of poo that fall down on to the toilet seat while wiping. Particularly visible on white toilet seats (but carpets do an excellent job of concealing them). Usually observed among those with hairy cracks and high-fibre diets.

Son: Dad, did Uncle Jim come to visit again?
Father: Yes, why do you ask?
Son: I saw some arse dandruff on the toilet seat.

by coazeau July 29, 2012

Arse gobby

Eating, licking, kissing or any other mouth action focused on a person's anus. (Eating arse or rimming).

Its been weeks since she's let me give her a good arse gobby.

by Flukemonster February 14, 2019

Arse-Pumped

The heavily worn-out state of a female's genetalia or anus following an intensive love-making thrashing.

Yeah it was a great night, Kelly's tuna canoe looked arse-pumped by the time I dropped her home.

by Zonal K June 23, 2018

The Devil's Arse

The end of Joint just before you finish it.

Bob - Here do you want the rest of that?
Dave - No thanks thats the devil's arse init.

by whatatidymess December 31, 2010

fiddle arse

To stuff around, waste time, achieve not much,

As in " Hey mate, what are you up to this arvo?

And the reply " Oh not much, I'm just gonna fiddle arse around , playing a bit of guitar, browsing through Facebook "

by RonniP April 14, 2017

Le Arse

Arsenal football club. As defined by fans of other clubs usually.

Le Arse lost versus Manchester United today.

by Lizsss February 17, 2008

arse-holiness

When someone is such an extreme arsehole, that other arseholes are compelled to worship their greatness

by morningwood faerie February 5, 2003