Naughty-fication

The kind of notification you get by pure coincidence as soon as you decide to get clean and get away from all temptations (sex mostly).

Me: I need to eat better, exercise and focus on myself, no more toxic relationships or one-night stands.
Some random girl that i just met: Hello, I was feeling kind of lonely in my house, can you drop by?
Me: Vade retro Satanas, I'm not letting that Naughty-fication ruin my life

by Arb_ July 18, 2021

Naughty Fred

The Naughty Fred is a ritual where one keen Manchester United fan continuously bets on Fred to score in all of his fixtures. This ritual is often described as idiotic and absurd, however, can provide great monetary rewards to those willing to take on this risky yet rewarding journey.

I won £500 on Naughty Fred this year!

by The Jomies March 3, 2023

naughty uber

Getting fucked in the back of a moving car. Usually the driver and the person in the backseat will switch and take turns on you.

-Last night I played naughty uber with Dylan and his best friend. It was so hot!

by iammemyselfandi August 13, 2022

Naughty Noose

Alternative name for auto erotic asphyxiation

I heard he was into some Naughty Noose

by Naughty Noose August 29, 2022

Naughty Neti

Sex move that emulates the usage of a Neti Pot which is used to clear sinuses, the Naughty Neti is done by ejaculating forth into a single nostril of the recipient whereupon they will be rolled over after such an event so that the ejaculate seeps forth from their other nostril.

"Bro, I gave her the Naughty Neti last night."

"No way? That was after the first date, she must have had a really bad cold."

by piznipy May 14, 2019

The Naughty Ewok

When a person of a smaller stature (midget/dwarf) dry humps your leg as you try to make your way into the Star Wars Celebration.

As Randy made his way through the doors that led to the Star Wars Celebration, a fairly attractive dwarf began to ravage his leg in a humping motion. He then realized that 'The Naughty Ewok' was being performed on him.

by Pumpkinbear July 19, 2012

Naughty Whale

When a man and a large women are doing "it" doggy style, the male sticks his dick in her ass causes her to sing like a whale.

Does your female sing like a dolphin or a whale? i had a naughty whale last night!

by dolphiness December 25, 2011