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Midnight Hoovering

Midnight Hovering is the act of using a vibrator in the middle of the night. Usually referred to by the person in the next room who can hear the drone.
If she doesn't lay of the Midnight Hoovering her bag with explode
by Box of Chimps November 3, 2010
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Midnight Tumbler

A girl is sleeping...It turns 12:00AM, you give the girl a motor boat to her boobs.
As I approached midnight, my girl was out like a light, so i gave her the "midnight tumbler".
by Mike Ferraro and Tom Leahy December 10, 2008
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midnight tiger

when an african american (hondra) is hiding in the bushes, then punces on his enemy nakedly then begins to fullfill his or her sexual needs
yo last nigth i was walking through the park and i got midnight tigered by sum black dude
by Runaway Slave6923 January 19, 2009
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midnight strawberry

Late night (particularly after or on midnight) sexual shenanigans. Can involve all kinds of sexual acts regarding a ladies private area.
"I had some midnight strawberry last night, it was juicy!"

"Man, since my girl left me I've been missing the midnight strawberry."

"He was so surprised last week when I gave him some midnight strawberry."

"Who knew midnight strawberry behind Tescos car park could be so delicious!"
by midnight strawberry June 18, 2013
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midnight cutoff

When you stop doing all your homework at Midnight and do none of it after 12.
Vraj: Did you finish your homework?
Cody: No
Vraj: Why?
Cody: Because the midnight cutoff, no homework after 12 NIGGA.
by CodyNguyener April 28, 2014
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midnight salad

When you partake in rigorous sex and use your partners ejaculate as a salad dressing.
-Dude, Sarah and I did midnight salad for the first time last night.

-Midnight salad is my favorite nighttime snack.

-I could really go for some midnight salad right now.
by sexypillowcases June 14, 2014
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midnight mayonnaise

Any semen spilled after midnight right after sex or masturbation
After John jacks it after midnight: I better clean up this midnight mayonnaise before my parents arrive in several hours!
by KatKnipp August 16, 2015
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