midnight cutoff

When you stop doing all your homework at Midnight and do none of it after 12.

Vraj: Did you finish your homework?
Cody: No
Vraj: Why?
Cody: Because the midnight cutoff, no homework after 12 NIGGA.

by CodyNguyener April 28, 2014

Midnight Hoovering

Midnight Hovering is the act of using a vibrator in the middle of the night. Usually referred to by the person in the next room who can hear the drone.

If she doesn't lay of the Midnight Hoovering her bag with explode

by Box of Chimps November 3, 2010

Midnight Gospel

When you and a friend or group of friends begin to talk about very emotional and deep stuff suddenly because all of you are awake longer than you normally are. This is the result of the late night lowering your inhibitions allowing you to talk more freely even if you are not that close to the person(s) in question.

On our way back from a long night of hanging out, Fred and I began to talk about out views on life. Fred and I had a midnight gospel and I think we are closer cause of it.

by TheMagician4 February 27, 2022

Midnight Claire

When a woman, who by day is strong and independent, becomes a drunken degenerate who folds herself up like a pretzel to lure in sexual partners.

Victoria; where did your mate get to last night?

Fred; no idea but I heard she went full "Midnight Claire"

by awb1809 July 8, 2020

Midnight twinkle

The tingling your vagina gets after a good hard fucking.

“Wow babe you make it feel like midnight twinkle in here.”

by Whitegirlwithadarkside January 8, 2018

midnight shit

The midnight shit is when you wake up in the middle of the night after you finally got some rest and you have to take a mean shit. You run to the bathroom to take off your pants and everything comes out in a slimy wet explosive diarrhea. You sit there in the darkness deep in thought about your days and why this shit is happening. You think about your life and your previous choices wondering just why did I do that. The midnight shit is the shit that makes you think about the next day and how much sleep youre gonna get for that night. Once youre done shitting you still have a funny feeling in your stomach that keeps you on the toilet. You wipe your ass as you push to hard and shove your fingers in your asshole. You go back to your bed thinking about your shitty feeling stomach and how shitty of a sleep that was.

I had one of those crazy midnight shits last night.

by joffway February 22, 2023

midnight red

a code word for periods

"Cathy I got my midnight red"

by cliffordxoxo December 20, 2015