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metro-lesbian

The reverse of metrosexual, a straight woman who dresses and wears her hair like a lesbian.
Good lord, does that metro-lesbian looks get me hot!
by Alex Stockwell May 18, 2017
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metro boomin

a song by boogie wit da hoodie, "metro boomin make it boom. anything to get to you."
by ihavenegativerizz May 2, 2023
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retro metro

The resurgence of popularity in old-school men's grooming products, like straight-razors and shaving brushes and soap, dress attire, and cocktails. Made popular by shows like Mad Men. Differs from "metro" in that it is a more gentlemanly way for a guy to spend time maintaining his appearance. It emphasizes the notion of the "classic gentlemen".
"Hey Joe, did you just get a haircut?"

"Yeah man, I went to the barber shop for a cut and straight razor shave. I'm going retro metro."

Girl 1: "See that guy wearing the three piece suit and drinking a vodka gimlet?"
Girl 2: "The one with the fedora?"
Girl 1: "Yeah, he's hot - totally retro metro."
by themanlygentlemen June 24, 2012
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Doing a Metro

As an Admin on a Squad server accidentally switching the map in the middle of a live round.
More and more admins are doing a Metro on our server.
by Svaran June 24, 2021
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Metro Sexual

Someone who's sexually straight but socially gay.
Richard Simmons is such a metro sexual with his getup and exercise routine.
by Asian Dude 428 June 10, 2021
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Metro-Bitch

The metro station of whores. Go in a nice person, come out a filthy whore.

This is a girl who is nothing but lies. She invites people in seeming nice and you believe it for a short while. Behind that is a bitch who will talk about you behind your back in the worst ways. They manipulate and pressure you to do things you don't want to. Know as the kings cross station of whores, while she is not a whore herself but she turns any innocent person into one. Goes along with a Poodle Rat very nicely.

She has terrible parenting and does not listen. Most teachers think she is a nusense but will be kind to her because they want their paychecks. Parents are part of the school and/or sports teams but don't involve themselves to know what's really going on.

They hang out in convenience stores and with the only people who will waste their time on them.

They are terrible at all sports but somehow think they're amazing and that everyone is their friend but we know you hate them and are being used.

They only hangout with 1 friend group everyday and whoever gets sucked into beware for you will be hurt time and time again and become a complete whore. The FAKEST person you will ever meet.
"This girl invited me to hangout"

"no don't hang with her she's a metro-bitch. I don't want you to turn into the scum of the earth like that"
by YoungMetroDontTrustYa September 16, 2016
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metro sexual

Metro sexual:
1) (quickly fading) Fad style found in large cities in which males fuel their vanity by spending money to have their fingernails buffered and their face exfoliated. although many will strive to be politically correct, there is nothing sexual about the metrosexual. place the metrosexual in an enviornment outside of a starbucks and a salon, and you will see where is masculinity stands (yes, there is such a thing as masculinity). although the metrosexual knows to be sensitive (a plus), there is no strength to accompany the soft side, therefore he is androgenous. of course, with any fad, there will be women attracted to 'it' because of the social status, and the social status alone. it would be well advised for women to date other men in cities with a high crime rate such as new york, as metrosexuals abhor violence and would rather get their nails done then defend their woman from a mugger.
to be fair, im sure there are exceptions to the rule, and im sure there are metrosexuals that have not forsaken their true sexuality. (3 million years of it is hard to vanquish.)
2) Term pertaining to any style thought of as a politically correct male look or action, sometimes seen as homosexual.
1) You know. the guy you thought was gay but isnt. thus, metro sexual.

2) ryan seacrest acts metro sexual.
by Neitzsche April 9, 2006
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