Medbay

You weren’t doing a scan in medbay you little cock sniffer.

Person 1: I was in medbay doing a scan!

Person 2: liar I was in medbay

by VIPug September 26, 2020

The Black MAMBA

The nickname for only the greatest player currently in the NBA, Kobe Bryant. He also has the deadliest jumpshot in NBA History and holds 4 NBA Finals Rings as well. He will soon pass Kareem Abdul-Jabbar for the most points scored in NBA history.

Santits: Lebron!!!!! Whoo he just won his 2nd MVP

Lucas: Dude FUCK LEBRON!!! Its all about the Black MAMBA BITCHES!!!!!!!!

Jaime: Yea Lebron Sucks but wait dont forget The Black MAMBA is also a snake. :)

by HUNTER_HH May 4, 2010

membadut

wearing your honky red nose, your goofy ahh shoes, and behaving like a clown

- I texted my ex last night.
- God, you pathetic membadut... Stop acting like a fucking clown and have some self respect.

by not a cunt just honest December 22, 2022

Lady Smith Black Mambasa

A women's vagina; and insult to a man i.e. pussy

"Did you see how tight her Lady Smith Black Mambasa was?"

"Dude, if you don't man up, your penis is going to invert itself and become a Lady Smith Black Mambasa"

by Chadkg21 January 5, 2009

Cell Membrane

A: In biology, the Cell Membrane is a thin layer between the surrounding area and the cell's inside. It consists of Phospholipides (Soapy molecules) and Cholesterol (The Anti-advertised body chemical) and a whole lot of proteins. Theoretically, it's liquid. the fact the body doesn't collapse is just because of the hard skin on the outside and the hard bones and some gelitine and solid proteins inside.

B: For internet lolz and retard understanding, see the other description

There are thousands of proteins in and on the Cell Membrane of just a simple muscle cell.

by ChromeLynx May 10, 2010

Members only

a gay man. gay because he happens the only like male members. members as in penis'.

Brett is a "members only" type of guy. He doesn't like vagina.

by friedchicken666 October 14, 2010

Member Jousting

aka: The MJ... The act of pushing a foreign object into ones Urethra. i.e q-tips, metal objects, fingers, and small game pieces.

Dan: Yo rick i went to the store with Mike yesterday. You should have seen how excited he got when he saw the new extra large heads on the q-tips. I think he's planning on Member Jousting tonight

Rick: So he's gonna pull a fuckin MJ?? Weird

Dan: Yeah (as he shakes his head)

by FisherMoney February 6, 2008