max

the saltiest prick in the world. He's so salty that his spirit animal is a Mc Donald's French fry. The only girl he's ever dated is the salt shaker at the local Burger King

Max made fun of me for dating Kenna and I said "well at least she said yes to me."

by Jose Michael jordan December 3, 2017

max

some short little dickwad who looks vaguely like sans the skeleton

'you know who you are max'

by one-hell-of-a-cult-leader May 25, 2020

Max

Max is a pro Minecraft gamer who loves cosplay in the bedroom

Max I love the dwarf suit

by Msanmsnd April 27, 2022

Max

A dom to the highest degree

Max is a big time dom

by Yednoises April 19, 2020

Max

That one poor kid who has no wifi at home, and uses his dad's mobile hotspot instead.

Poor max, we should get him a modem

by anonymous September 15, 2020

max

an absolute legend nobody is better than him he is just definitely the best and he is a country mile ahead of everyone

max is the best

by a smart dictionary November 5, 2020

Max

Max is a one in a kind, he can be a bum but if anything he is most like a todd, although Todd wears k-mart jeans today he is a homo, max has anger issues with his Snapchat and whenever a JESS sends a HEE HEE and a picture of a Michael Jackson he blocks you, so go on and T-pose to him with a Michael Jackson picture glued to your head.

Max is awesome, unlike Sam (thanos) he is EPIC

by ToddWoreKMartJeansToday July 19, 2019