Marti

A Marti is a person who is so incompetent he can't even open the door. The only thing they do is playing falstad simulator all day long.

A: "I can hold your door open"
B: "No thank you, im not a Marti

by Sensei J December 3, 2018

martys sassuage fingers

Big martin Morris sassuage fingers

Marty fingered someone with his Martys sassuage fingers

by Mickkearney1888 March 7, 2020

Marty

R@pist

Why is this unconsensual?
Because it’s a marty

by Urmother696969696969669 March 16, 2024

Marti

Marti is the biggest chad in the world. He has sex 24/7 and can bench press up to 10 tons

That guy is a Marti. Dont mess with him

by CoolBearzz February 6, 2021

Marty Tax

A tax paid by someone with good intentions to their own detriment.

Brian paid the Marty Tax by staying late so Marty could get his hours in.

by Bombino60 May 28, 2021

marty mcmatton

Marty McMatton is most commonly a boy. He will sometimes annoy you with not knowing the answers to questions you give him. A Marty McMatton doesn't know what is happening and is very low-key.

Dude. Your such a Marty McMatton

by Heyyyythere February 28, 2017

get it marty

Get it Marty, meaning to encourage somebody, cheer them on for doing anything really. They're normally referring to the former guitarist of Megadeth, Marty Friedman.

It started off on Pinterest when someone commented it, and then others do it. So it's mainly just an inside joke for the Marty Friedman/Megadeth fans. Whenever they see a picture of Marty they say "Get it Marty!"

"Wow! Look at Marty playing the guitar, he sure can shred!"

"Get it Marty!"

by friedmania December 9, 2023