krazy ketchup

Fucking awesomeness. As majestic as a cross between Fergie and Jesus. Every man yearns to be him while every woman yearns to be with him. He is as unique as the last unicorn and commands respect when he enters the room. Chicks dig him mainly because he rarely wears underwear. If you ask him about Chuck Norris, he will simply respond, "Never heard of her, but she sounds cute..."

If you look up God in the dictionary, you will see a picture of Krazy Ketchup.

by Krazy Ketchup December 21, 2016

Ketchup Cook

A person who cooks food so awful it must be doused in ketchup by the person forced to consume it in order to hide the actual taste.

Girl 1: I heard you got invited to Mary's dinner party and she is making pot roast.

Girl 2: Yeah I will totally have to eat before I go because she is a total ketchup cook.

by Murrey from Michigan December 16, 2010

Surprise ketchup

A term used by broden kelly when one surprises another with ketchup to the face region or other areas

I like to surprise ketchup my friends

Dude we just surprised ketchupped amy

by Joeseph0 March 15, 2023

The Ketchup Packet

when a girl is on her period tickle her pussy with a french fry and watch as she squirts blood all over your face.

Hey bro last night I performed the Ketchup Packet on my girlfriend last night!

by pussy_slapper9000 October 05, 2018

Mexican ketchup

Its where a fat Mexican guy runs around a party naked wile spraying women with his nut

Did you see Alex's mexican ketchup yesterday?

by Mommymilkers000 September 30, 2021

Ketchup Grapes

A small grape like fruit that tastes like watered down, unsweetened ketchup.

Would you like some ketchup grapes with your salad?

by Ketchup Grapes April 30, 2022

Daire and Ketchup

A relationship built to last forever they love each other and devour each other with a chicken roll they pour at least a gallon every lunch

Daire and Ketchup is so disgusting put at least a full Amy Mullen on his chicken roll

by BigBenji123 November 15, 2019