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Purse Ketchup

The condiment you absolutely must have with your meal. So much so, that you might even carry it with you (perhaps in your purse) for fear a restaurant may not have it!
She packed her purse ketchup with her when she went to family gatherings for fear they would not have her favorite hot sauce.
by TPasDawg June 28, 2020
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Ketchup Grapes

A small grape like fruit that tastes like watered down, unsweetened ketchup.
Would you like some ketchup grapes with your salad?
by Ketchup Grapes April 30, 2022
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Ketchup Packets

In Business or in real life .. when people can’t tackle the real issue they focus on the smallest non issue to take away their anxiety of not addressing the real issue
Moe just couldn’t come to terms with the man going to shut down his restaurant. Every day he is riding me on not throwing away but re using ketchup packets. WTF bro!!!
by Oneyed3dguy June 20, 2021
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Ketchup Kermit

Ketchup Kermit is going to be the best qb of all time.
by Jacob underwood February 1, 2021
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Daire and Ketchup

A relationship built to last forever they love each other and devour each other with a chicken roll they pour at least a gallon every lunch
Daire and Ketchup is so disgusting put at least a full Amy Mullen on his chicken roll
by BigBenji123 November 15, 2019
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Ketchup Roulette

A game that involves a group of people (usually male). A small packet of ketchup is twisted at it's tip so it's contents are under pressure, and place in the center of a table, with everyone around it. The packet is spun, and when it stops one person smashes it with their fist. The untwisted end bursts open, and ketchup is sprayed all over one or two participants. In a lunch room situation, the sprayed people have to pick up everyone's trash, but get to smash the next packets.
"OH JESUS CHRIST!"
"Bro, you got hit, pick up the shit."
"I'm not playing ketchup roulette tomorrow."
by DopeManDog July 31, 2016
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Mexican ketchup

Its where a fat Mexican guy runs around a party naked wile spraying women with his nut
Did you see Alex's mexican ketchup yesterday?
by Mommymilkers000 September 29, 2021
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