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Karate

2 kinds of people know it, the Chinese and Nicki Minaj.
Dewey Cox- You didn't have to get em riled up like that.
Nicki Minaj- (karate chops the neck of Dewey Cox) Hiya! Comin at ya! That's karate, and 2 types of people know it, the Chinese and the Queen.
Dewey Cox- What the fuck was that girl talking about?
by Solid Mantis March 11, 2021
mugGet the Karatemug.

Karate

A religion where we worship Jackie Chan because Jaycee said so
What does she mean karate is a religion do you worship fucking Jackie Chan
by horseface101 February 17, 2022
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Slapstick Karate

When a fight breaks out that results in a comedy of errors and is laughable to watch. An art practised by a very special breed, who are so disciplined, they don't even known they are masters of their art.
The crowd erupted with laughter on the street, as the fight that had tension in the air, turned out to be a another surprising show of slapstick karate.
by Forever Lucid April 7, 2016
mugGet the Slapstick Karatemug.

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