Joyce

Verb: To carry out a task with hilarious and/or disastrous results.

Timmy pulled a Joyce when he went to his exams without any pens, then finding out he had no exams to begin with.

Michael Joyced up when he relieved his bowels in the department store display toilets, only then to make it worse by telling the manager that he had broken said toilet as it would no longer flush.

by SneakyHorse January 23, 2012

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Jocelyn

Kinda short, but nice, sporty, and cool. She can be a total bitch sometimes, but shes just being real and honest. She is very hot and spicy. OH MAMA MIA!!!!!!

JOCELYN LOOKS SO HOT TODAY
WHAT A SPICY MAMA

by Freddie Mercury is a dood March 7, 2019

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Jim Joyced

Jim Joyced - The act of being completely jobbed, fucked over, robbed, or cheated; especially used when referring to bad calls by officials in sports.

Also can be referred to in sexual situations especially when bent over taking it in the ass.

1) "You mean to tell me that the umpire called the runner safe on the last out in the ninth inning in a perfect game where he was clearly out by several feet?" Said, Jimmy

"Shit son, you just go Jim Joyced!" Said, Bud Selig

2)"So, I was Balls deep in your your mom last night when I decided to Jim Joyce her."

Jim Leyland said, "We all got Jim Joyced tonight folks."

by DIRTY GR33K June 3, 2010

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Joyced

Being completely screwed out of something do a degree that pushes the bounds of human capacity for thought. Screwed in a way that you will never live it down. Screwed in a way that it makes other grown men cry when they hear about it.

EX 1: "Oh man I was out last night in the city with Rob and his sister Sarah." "You won't believe it but we got into the club's VIP area with Megan Fox, and she clearly wanted to get it on with Rob."
"Sarah completely cock blocked him, told him to stay away from the Tahini so he wouldn't flare up."

"Joyced, totally Joyced."

EX 2: "Did you see Jim Joyce screw Galarraga out of that perfect game?"

"Un-fucking-believable."

"From now on I'll just say Joyced when someone is completely screwed for life."

"Lose a limb because of a drunk driver? -Joyced." "Get a divorce because your friend nailed your wife? - Joyced" "Lose the presidency because your opponent's brother fixed the election? - Joyced."

by jonnynewjet June 4, 2010

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jocelyn 2k7

Greatest video game ever for the nintendo wii where the point of the game is to smoke blunts, find rj and get an orange tan. use the ja stick to control your blunt smoking actions.

Jocelyn 2k7 is only $5 at eb games

by twigga mcdaniels September 8, 2007

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