James

A chipmunk who gets anally penetrated by his family and then proceeds to finger little children in the arse

Hey it’s that James
Fuck no don’t let him in a 20 mile radius of your kids he fucks them

Hey is that James

No he anally fucks your 3yr or below

by Iain chen January 17, 2019

James

James is the cringiest person you will ever meet. His jokes make no sense. He over uses memes so that the meme isn't funny to you anymore. Don't ever make an inside joke with a James. If you do he will over use that inside joke. He will say it repeatedly when it is neither relevant nor funny. You don't want to make friends with a James. He will annoy you until he dies.

MOTHERFUCKING JAMES WONT STOP IT WITH THE MEMES! JAMES JUST GO AND DIE!

by not_the_real_def May 21, 2018

James

James is literally so cool and such a god like legit hes a god

Why?
Cause

E

Jack:Yo James

James: I am literally a god

by Hitler was correct in 1943 March 01, 2021

James

A cool friend. But if he's American, he's definitely a lazy fat shit. Still a cool friend though.

"He's morbidly obese, but looks chill. Probably a James."

by Brudenoodle December 09, 2018

Jamed

The verb from being groomed by a man named James.

"Guys I've been Jamed, who do I tell?"

by MessiahTheSlayer March 02, 2022

James

~Similar to a Part-timer.

A James works between 4-5 hours, 5 days a week but always finishes before 2pm.

The difference between a James and a Part-timer is that a James is actually contracted to work 8-10 hours a day.

~A James could also be a form of laziness caused by a mental illness or procrastination.

I feel like being a James this week as I cannot be bothered.

by Garden Gnome Lord August 22, 2022

James

SUPER HOT
SUPER GAY
SUPER FUCKABLE

GIANT DICK

I CANT TELL IF THEY ARE A BOY OR NOT

Boy : james in so sexy

*Sex ensues*

by keyaankingamer October 03, 2023