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Horny Jail

The place you go as punishment for making decisions because you’re horny.
I had sex with my ex because I was horny. I’m going to horny jail.”
“Stop sexting me, go to horny jail
by K.armaaa_ December 7, 2022
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Relationship Jail

basically the same as being single or in the friendzone
I've been in relationship jail for most of my life, idk when I'm gonna get out
by TokenIranian September 22, 2016
mugGet the Relationship Jailmug.

comedy jail

a jail kurtis got sent to cause he made a bad pun
i hope kurtis gets out of comedy jail soon
by gotta sweep December 28, 2020
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Chafe Jail

Not being able to have sex or jack off as a result of excessive masturbation or sexual intercourse leading to cuts and bruising on the penis.
He can't shag her tonight he's in chafe jail
by yerda42 November 20, 2018
mugGet the Chafe Jailmug.

Jail boy

a person that belongs in jail because he likes to admire underage girls
omg he is such a jail boy
by jail boy February 1, 2023
mugGet the Jail boymug.

jail hot

An ugly person who has became hot, over a period of time of incarceration, and lack of diversity.
Laura is ugly but as days go by and the more and more I look at her I wouldn't mind titty-fucking her while blindfolded wearing a horse mask. She is becoming closer to my standards as I have to look at her every single day, she is becoming 'JAIL HOT'.
by nipplepuncher22 February 13, 2014
mugGet the jail hotmug.

gay jail

Two words gay and jail. You go inside and be Happy AF.
Hey did you just get a new car?

Yes but I’m going to gay jail with or without my baby bro. Xo
by paranoid37 May 6, 2018
mugGet the gay jailmug.

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