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hyper

a way for little innocent girls to say that they are EXTREMELY HORNY without using words that make them uncomfy.....
Brooke, I'm so hyper right now! I had lots of coke. I'm just gonna go flick the bean!
by bosombuddies December 16, 2010
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HyperAwesomeness

A medical condition afflicting approx. 23.4% of the world's population which refers to a person who suffers from being TOO awesome. Signs and symptoms include: cranial overload leading to explosions, impregnation of various people, exhaustion, and sleep disorders. Condition may be regulated with the use of an intervenous injection of approximately 250-500cc of HypoAwesome and in extreme cases, euthanasia.
Dude: Doc, i ain't feeling so good...
(after assessment)
Doc: I'm sorry son...but you're suffering from HyperAwesomeness.
Dude: Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooo! (momentary pause) Wait...SWEET!
by Spee-Rad September 5, 2007
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hyperblood

When you drive down a busy street you see a 20 year old man hitting himself on the head with a can full of John Smiths.
Friend:WTF is that man doing?
You: I dunno but he is such a hyperblood
by Ian Beil April 5, 2008
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Hyper Pissout

v. When an individual is extraordinarily drunk and in an esteemed state of relaxation, upon which they sit upon the toilet to urinate and pass out.

n. The event of said verb.
v. I had way too much to drink. All I did was sit on the toilet, and I felt like I was about to hyper pissout.

n. Dude, just found Sean in the bathroom. Looks like he had himself a hyper pissout.
by rdeedllew June 27, 2011
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hyper thot

An evolving breed of thot. Commonly found at your local middle/high school. They can usually be spotted juuling in leggings and Air Force ones listening to Apple Music, and drinking some boba. Do not try to take on a hyper thot alone always make sure to call your wood shop teacher as he as the only one who can properly eviscerate a true hyper thot.
OH NO!
What?
IS THAT A HYPER THOT?
OH NO PLEASE NO
QUICK CALL MR. WILSON
by Blalipino September 8, 2018
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hyper-neo-nationalism

when one takes their sense of national pride to extreme levels as to become an unintentionally comical stereotype of what patriotism embodies and deliberately hating those that don't share the same intensity that they have, particularly those from other countries, other races and other religions...they are identified by their over-the-top demonstrations and admirations for national symbols, like hundreds of small American flags on their front yard, attaching gigantic American flags to the back of their pick-up trucks, etc...and their ability to turn any common, everyday conversation no matter how mundane into an instant political debate...the temper on people exhibiting this characteristic is incredibly short and are best avoided whenever possibly, particularly during summer months where heat adds on to their already enflamed attitude and news stories about Black Lives Matter or removal of confederate statues kicks it up several notches...
the family's hopes of having a peaceful family dinner were quickly crushed as father's hyper-neo-nationalism was triggered and he masterfully managed to turn a point over the color of one of the children's shirts into a full-on tirade about the corruption of the mainstream media and why black protestors should be locked up for the rest of their lives.
by bottomboy tj July 5, 2020
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hyper-itis

Hyper-itis is an extended sleep induced by massive intake of food. It occurs in many mammalian species. However, despite its pervasive occurrence, it is colloquially referred to as "hibernation" to prevent animals from feeling like gluttons (although they are).
Speaker 1: Yo. Where are all the squirrels at?

Speaker 2: Dog, they got that hyper-itis. I know you saw them overdose on nuts a few months ago.

Speaker 1: Dude, I think you are referring to hibernation. That's what you get for going to Devry, fool.

Speaker 2: If they actually taught at that caricature of an institution you attend, you would know that "hibernation" is a euphemism. We don't want to offend the animals for being gluttons (although the are).

Speaker 1: Damn, my bad dog. Thanks for droppin' that knowledge though.

Speaker 2: Anytime, my nigga. Let's go get this money.

Speaker 1: I can fucks with that
by blacksteve27 May 24, 2010
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