Hayden

The position when a homosexual man excretes a soft serve like feces into another homosexual man's anus while moving his hips like a belly dancer using a hula hoop.

Did you see that guy do a Hayden to that other guy on Grindr?

by Kenyons September 30, 2016

Hayden

A big little nonce with no friends. He touches up little kids and gets them in his white van

Look over there "Haydens" taking the kids

by Ricardo retardo February 21, 2019

Hayden

Def 1 : Hayden is the name for when someone who is a total pussy/Fuck boi/asshole/ and or faggot.

Def 2 : A sex move used by furries where they shove their fake tails up the others butt.After a Hayden is used They Usually never have sex again

He is such a Hayden.
I dont date Haydens.

I can't believe he did a hayden on me last night!

by Not A Faggot400 September 24, 2017

Hayden

A stupid dumb ass who has no clue what hes doing part from trying to act cool when he's not and crack jokes that are dead.

"Hayden you dumbass"

by Russian hackerr i love vodka January 10, 2019

Hayden

A motherfucking bitch he'll drive you to hell he is always talking about drugs he's so stupid is giving halrious and he's the worst motherfucking bitch in you whole life so don't date this god damn asshole

Girl 1= look at that asshole....

Girl 2= you mean a Hayden....

by Only Tell The Truth 😏 May 28, 2019

Hayden

Hayden is a fuckboy who has many girlfriends over a 6 month period about 6. He is a try hard and thinks he’s big but isn’t, he changes his hair every month getting worse by the day and his insta game is insta gay, DO NOT BECOME FRIENDS WITH HAYDEN

Person 1: RUN ITS THAT FUCK BOY HAYDEN

by JOHNNNNNNNOOOOOO May 1, 2019

Hayden

Often mistaken for a guys name, Hayden can also be a great girls name. Girl Hayden is sassy and classy, and her walk is more of models strut. She can stay up into the very early morning hours without getting tired. Her passion is musicals (Falsettos, Hamilton, you name it shes watched it.) and sipping any tea that she can hear about. Hayden is also a very considerate person. She never judges you no matter what your situation is. She is always willing to hear a rant or two and share one of her own. Haydens are very loving creatures and are always willing to talk.

Person 1: Dang who is that sassy strutter?
Person 2: Oh, probably a Hayden.

by StealUrManz August 12, 2018