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Hayden

The position when a homosexual man excretes a soft serve like feces into another homosexual man's anus while moving his hips like a belly dancer using a hula hoop.
Did you see that guy do a Hayden to that other guy on Grindr?
by Kenyons September 30, 2016
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Hayden

Def 1 : Hayden is the name for when someone who is a total pussy/Fuck boi/asshole/ and or faggot.

Def 2 : A sex move used by furries where they shove their fake tails up the others butt.After a Hayden is used They Usually never have sex again
He is such a Hayden.
I dont date Haydens.

I can't believe he did a hayden on me last night!
by Not A Faggot400 September 24, 2017
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Hayden

Hayden is a fuckboy who has many girlfriends over a 6 month period about 6. He is a try hard and thinks he’s big but isn’t, he changes his hair every month getting worse by the day and his insta game is insta gay, DO NOT BECOME FRIENDS WITH HAYDEN
Person 1: RUN ITS THAT FUCK BOY HAYDEN
by JOHNNNNNNNOOOOOO May 1, 2019
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Hayden

A stupid dumb ass who has no clue what hes doing part from trying to act cool when he's not and crack jokes that are dead.
"Hayden you dumbass"
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Hayden

The one guy who secretly watches kids under 5 years old
Hayden: dude look at that kid over there i would tap that

You: dude that's weird she's under 5 she can barely walk
Hayden: that's even better she's too young to realize what's happening....
by Gucci_boy July 11, 2017
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Hayden

A motherfucking bitch he'll drive you to hell he is always talking about drugs he's so stupid is giving halrious and he's the worst motherfucking bitch in you whole life so don't date this god damn asshole
Girl 1= look at that asshole....

Girl 2= you mean a Hayden....
by Only Tell The Truth 😏 May 28, 2019
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Hayden

Hayden is a faggot with blonde hair and beautiful blue eyes. Hayden is top fuck. There are many hdifferentHayden's but none like this Hayden 💞 Hayden will always belong to his gay lover baby♥️ Hayden is hot.
"God do I want that hayden to fuck me."
by John cay March 17, 2018
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