1. A person unable to wrap their minds around the fact that you don't need a gym membership to be or stay in shape.
2. An idiot or tool who frequents Gyms, mainly for the purpose of picking up on people.
3. A jerk who takes personal offense to persons lounging in comfy fitness wear.
4. One of those douches from "Jersey Shore"
2. An idiot or tool who frequents Gyms, mainly for the purpose of picking up on people.
3. A jerk who takes personal offense to persons lounging in comfy fitness wear.
4. One of those douches from "Jersey Shore"
Person#1: So I was at the Quik Stop getting a pack of smokes and I was totally getting the stink eye from some Treadmill Gerbil in under armor wear, probably because I was wearing my yoga pants, yanno the ones that my mom got me? The really comfy ones. And my reeboks.
Person#2: Ugh, I hate those people. I don't think they even know how to run off of a treadmill.
Person#1: Yeah...running down a street around a block might cause them to have a conniption, they'd probably stand on their front stoop wondering where the "start" button is.
Person#2: Ugh, I hate those people. I don't think they even know how to run off of a treadmill.
Person#1: Yeah...running down a street around a block might cause them to have a conniption, they'd probably stand on their front stoop wondering where the "start" button is.
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