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Gargantuan Gaping Gash

The impression left over from the continued impact from a blunt ended cylindrical shaft as it repeatedly attempts to force open and find passage through what was originally a seam created by two planes meeting along a smooth line. The "Gash" as it is know has the same volume and surface area as the offending object. There has been a common misconception that the opening is somehow staring attentively when, however the gape really refers to the inability of the gash to reduce back to its original form. Hence the continuous gargantuan nature it now displays.
His gargantuan gaping gash never ceased to awe onlookers who could only wonder how it's now stagnant size became so offensive
by ÐØЛƓ_ɀᎥllค... July 2, 2025
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Gaping

by Tanker39238 December 11, 2025
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Gape

When a man smokes a fruity nicotine vape that's made for woman.
My buddy offered me a hit of his vape & I told him "Thanks bro but I don't Gape".
by NolynRocks March 9, 2025
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Gaping Hole In AI's Capabilities

Oh really? It only does the TRAINING (using the massive data set) and INFERENCE? Oh geez. I WONDER WHY THAT IS!?
Hym "Oh? There's a 'Gaping Hole In AI's Capabilities?' It's almost as though the creator of AI... The guy who came up with the training and the inference (I'm literally the pronce of inference)... Didn't get paid or credited for the first 2 parts and is not doing any more until he isn't doing any more until he gets paid and credited. It's like THAT happened. Weird. I mean, I already told you the next part but you don't fucking listen. So, I donno what to tell ya. Give me my fucking money or be an AI creating genius. Those are your options."
by Hym Iam March 24, 2025
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Gape Keeper

GAYP KEE PUH | ɡeɪpˈki .pɚ

A biological male, presumably a corn chaser - self-proclaimed or otherwise, who is skilled in the art of gape keeping, or being fully capable of expanding the sphincter beyond a 5-inch diameter (gaping) whilst maintaining the elasticity of the anus.

The act of gape keeping is a largely extinct ancient art that has many health benefits ranging from increased blood flow to the penis, to a proliferation of NOT* harmful bacteria in and around the anal cavity. Many corn chasers practice this art and keep it alive for generations of people to enjoy, and it is said that there are annual performances depicting this art during the month of June.
My uncle James is a retired Gape Keeper of 21 years, of which the majority of his career was spent on Only Fans providing excellent service to the community. He is well known for his battle cry, "OPEN THE FLOODGATES!"
by Very-NPC June 4, 2024
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Droopy sloppy gaping hole

When you leave a young girls gammon flaps droopy and gaping
I left that two year old with a droopy sloppy gaping hole
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gaping gooch

A gaping anus. A mix of the two words gay and coochie.
Bash just fisted Jack and he had a gaping gooch
by Yung weej May 12, 2024
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