Gaping Axe Wound

Gaping Axe Wound is a slang term for a woman's vagina. The more ubiquitous term is Bearded Axe Wound, but in the modern era, when so many women shave or wax their vagina bare, Gaping Axe Wound is more apropos.

Dude 1: Is that person a man or a woman? Does it have a cock or a pussy?
Dude 2: She has a gaping axe wound... it's a woman.

by JudeRunner June 28, 2025

Gape

The facial contours and structure of a woman's face; in reference to better sucking power for blowjobs.

"Look at the gape on that number's face" - Person 1

"Yeah, looks like supreme suckage" - Person 2

by SensualSaguaro November 10, 2021

Gape

1. (verb) To split open
2. (verb) To stare openly and stupidly

The coconut gaped open after falling.
He stood there gaping at the kids.

by Garnold5808 June 24, 2025

Gaping Italian

When you’re having anal sex and you shove spaghetti and boiling hot water inside her asshole and proceed to fuck it.

Just gave My girl the gaping Italian last night

by Cuntsandwich69 September 28, 2020

gaping

a wide gaping hole

andy has a wide gaping hole

by stickycheeks September 11, 2022

Pressure Gape

Whenever an individual has to take huge shit, especially because of eating a chili cheese omelet, hot sausage, a boiled egg, cabbage, and chasing it down with chocolate milk. Once your body starts digesting all your food the gas pressure starts to build. The gas comes out first followed by a turd. Therefor your asshole is gaped open.

Hey man, can you cover my station? I have to go pressure gape!

by covid-rubbers July 27, 2021

gape gobbler

Someone who performs oral pleasure on a woman with an overly large space between her legs

I want to be the best gape gobbler my Mom has ever had.

by Gape Gobbler April 10, 2017