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Even blind squirrels sometimes get a nut 

Another way of saying, Even people who get most things wrong in their lives, sometimes get something right
The saying even blind squirrels sometimes get a nut can apply to tv political pundits lying to you all the time who unintentionally accidentally once in a blue moon say something politically true.

someone get em a manual 

A phrase that is said to someone that does something socially unacceptable and needs a instruction manual on life.
OMG he can't do that. Someone get em a manual!

somebody get this freaking duck away from me

If you're gonna be a cunt, sometimes you're gonna get fucked

if you behave like an arsehole, the universe might return the favour.
Person 1:
"Did you hear what happened to my sister at the grocery store?"

Person 2:
"No?"

Person 1:
"She parked across the disabled bays again. Shit had been smeared over her windscreen."

Person 2:
"Well… if you're gonna be a cunt, sometimes you're gonna get fucked."

Getsomepantski

The act of getting some pantski.

A male receiving a blow job through the fly of his pants from a female.
We were at the movies and she gave me a pantski.... It was alsome.
Hey man i'm going to town tonight with my girlfriend, I hope I Getsomepantski
Getsomepantski by GetSomePantski January 4, 2012
Said first in the movie Division III: Football’s Finest, it means:
Go
Every
Time
So
Others

May
Everytime
When I’m any even if someone asks what you’re gonna do out there say “GETSOME!!!”
Getsome by Z3R0time December 10, 2022