sausage flogging

Beating your meat. Male masturbation.

I walked in on my brother sausage flogging yesterday.

by Josie Jubilee November 30, 2016

blog-flogged

When an webpage, article, or news item is mercilessly referred to by every wingnut with a blog.

Did you see Britney's cooter? Are you kidding? That's the most blog-flogged clam on the net.

by knumbknuts September 22, 2007

Flogged

A super bad whipe out: could be surfing, snowboarding, skating, or someone who is absolutely wasted

Surfer 1:Jabroni did you go over the falls on that huge wave?
Surfer 2: Yeah I got totally flogged

Chad: Did you see Becky last weekend?

Hawk: yeah she was totally flogged. Giving out handys one the dance floor

by HaywoodJablowme!97 October 3, 2019

Putrid hommus flog

Someone who dogs the boys wthout a care

Person1 Where is glenn? He said he'd help today
Person2 Glenn is up the pub
Both together What a Putrid hommus flog

by slut undies February 3, 2018

Flog

A person with a neck tattoo

Look at that flog with his neck tattoo

by Skeeter0009 April 25, 2022

Flog the flagpole

To masturbate

Excuse me while I go to the bathroom and flog the flagpole

by StopSpacism November 27, 2022

flogging the queen

a euphemism for a man masturbating

"Why do you need so much lotion and tissues?"
"I'm flogging the Queen"!

by Schoolh8tr April 24, 2014