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Ebay Pays My Bills

A delusional state.

When an eBay seller thinks they are earning a living selling on eBay. But they are not.
He says Ebay Pays My Bills, but he's sweeping race tracks to make ends meet.
by ebay_multiname January 21, 2011
mugGet the Ebay Pays My Billsmug.

Obsessive Ebay Disorder

Constantly Buying stuff you dont need on Ebay just for the hell of it.
My co-worker has Obsessive Ebay Disorder, a.k.a OED he is always looing for deals on Ebay just for the hell of it.
by CB2k10 August 6, 2010
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eBay-new

When something just barely passes as being in a "new" condition or looks tampered with but still in original packaging.
person 1: wow are those shoes new?

person 2: Yea they just came in the mail, but when I opened the box the size and price were ripped off the box and there was a little dirt on the bottoms.
Person 1: oh... so they're eBay-new? but they nice doe.
by Joey Bag's of Donuts September 12, 2016
mugGet the eBay-newmug.

ebay fucked

1. Buying something of ebay, and not receiving the item.

2. Buying an item on ebay, and not receiving the item as described.
Hey man I just bought an Ipod for 20$ then a week later I realized that I got ebay fucked.
by 14runningman August 11, 2011
mugGet the ebay fuckedmug.

eBay

The only place you can find electronic parts like capacitors for cheap and 99% of the time don't have to pay a overpriced shipping and its usually free. Retards think its only a place for auctioning so they always shop on Amazon getting ripped off because they end up always paying extra for shipping if the item aint over 25 bucks. If you want an xbox or mac book with good shipping deal and great customer service then yeah go to Amazon but don't follow the retard sheep crowd who only look for things thats commonly advertised and assume Amazon is best with everything sold on it. I've found killer deals on things that ebay sells and amazon doesnt plus ebay sells a hell lot more stuff than Amazon does and you dont have to bitch about paying for shipping if ITS OVER UNDER 25 FUCKING BUCKS, FUCKING READ STOP FUCKING MAKE JEFF BEZOS RICH BECAUSE YOURE BRAIN DEAD AND CANT PICK UP A FUCKING BOOK OR RESEARCH ON YOUR OWN GOOD LUCK GETTING A Phd IF THATS YOUR GOAL!
Hey dumbass! did you know Amazon almost always comes with shipping if it aint over 25 bucks and it takes just as long as eBay if its shipped from china? At least eBay is usually free shipping for small things from china.
by poopee finger sniffer September 22, 2018
mugGet the eBaymug.

brb shitting in a bag and selling it on ebay

Brb Shitting In A Bag And Selling It On Ebay
i need money.”
“brb shitting in a bag and selling it on ebay”
by TonaIsAlwaysTired June 29, 2023
mugGet the brb shitting in a bag and selling it on ebaymug.

eBay account

An oldschool term used for people that play worse than their elo in competitive games because they are using an account that they bought online. This term has mostly been replaced with the term boosted
Xayah: Mid please stop feeding
Rek'Sai: Dont bother, its an eBay account
by Eggnivia March 4, 2018
mugGet the eBay accountmug.

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