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Ebay Pays My Bills

A delusional state.

When an eBay seller thinks they are earning a living selling on eBay. But they are not.
He says Ebay Pays My Bills, but he's sweeping race tracks to make ends meet.
by ebay_multiname January 21, 2011
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Obsessive Ebay Disorder

Constantly Buying stuff you dont need on Ebay just for the hell of it.
My co-worker has Obsessive Ebay Disorder, a.k.a OED he is always looing for deals on Ebay just for the hell of it.
by CB2k10 August 6, 2010
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brb shitting in a bag and selling it on ebay

Brb Shitting In A Bag And Selling It On Ebay
i need money.”
“brb shitting in a bag and selling it on ebay”
by TonaIsAlwaysTired June 29, 2023
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eBay-new

When something just barely passes as being in a "new" condition or looks tampered with but still in original packaging.
person 1: wow are those shoes new?

person 2: Yea they just came in the mail, but when I opened the box the size and price were ripped off the box and there was a little dirt on the bottoms.
Person 1: oh... so they're eBay-new? but they nice doe.
by Joey Bag's of Donuts September 12, 2016
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eBay-new

When something just barely passes as being in a "new" condition or looks tampered with but still in original packaging.
person 1: wow are those shoes new?

person 2: Yea they just came in the mail, but when I opened the box the size and price were ripped off the box and there was a little dirt on the bottoms.
Person 1: oh... so they're eBay-new? but they nice doe.
by Joey Bag's of Donuts September 12, 2016
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eBay account

An oldschool term used for people that play worse than their elo in competitive games because they are using an account that they bought online. This term has mostly been replaced with the term boosted
Xayah: Mid please stop feeding
Rek'Sai: Dont bother, its an eBay account
by Eggnivia March 4, 2018
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eBay-new

When something just barely passes as being in a "new" condition or looks tampered with but still in original packaging.
person 1: wow are those shoes new?

person 2: Yea they just came in the mail, but when I opened the box the size and price were ripped off the box and there was a little dirt on the bottoms.
Person 1: oh... so they're eBay-new? but they nice doe.
by Joey Bag's of Donuts September 12, 2016
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