by Horvath April 2, 2008

When you're hitting your girl from behind, and pull it out and to knock on her back door. You tap it few times to say, "let me in!", and as she relaxes her sphincter to welcome you home, she splatters you with a shart.
by Tokay444 October 30, 2015

by Tharbiskahn June 17, 2016

Eatin’ that booty. When you take both hands, move things left and right and go right down the middle. Like taking that 7 iron and going right down the middle of the fairway.
Chelsey: Damn Zach, Dinner was wonderful. How about a little dirt dessert?
Zach: Damn girl, I appreciate the offer but I’ve got a dentist appointment in the morning.
Zach: Damn girl, I appreciate the offer but I’ve got a dentist appointment in the morning.
by Sunday Morning May 27, 2019

Our new neighbours moved in two months ago, they leave garbage everywhere, their dog shits in my yard, I can smell their house from across the street and they drive like asshole, what a bunch of dirt lumps!
by Skeeterskeet August 20, 2019

when being verbally attacked you say eat dirt to offend the other person. once you say those two magical words people will back down cause they know you mean business.
by yung rel January 10, 2009
