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Darren

Darren is a dickhead who will bait the shit out of you, and will steal yo gril if you're unprepared and will give you a blowjob when he messes up. He is an intelligent but retarded piece of individual life form not discovered by men yet. And he will backseat game the shit out of your ass until you're not the one playing anymore.
"HE'S 1HP!! WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?!?!?" - Teammate
"I'm sorry. I thought it was on the other site." - Darren who saw 5 enemies before ditching site.
by THAT WHITE ALBINO DUDE ONLINE November 21, 2021
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Darren Louis

He’s super big, has strength beyond anything imanginable, maybe more than shaggy. But he doesn’t think so himself this making him even more dangerous! He’s also a furry...
Holy shit Darren Louis just killed that dude by flicking him!!!
by Havdbahbdbdbbf February 16, 2019
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Darren

Good looking guy with thicc juicy ass would fuck him 100%
-hey is that darren?
-yes hes sooo hot
by MammonsAss November 25, 2021
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Darren

He is the sexiest and smartest man you'll ever meet, hot AF and funny.

LOVES making dad jokes.
Ellie: Did you see Darren today?
Carla: Hell yeah I did!! what. a. HOTTIE!
by LMAOLOLLMAOGAYGAY March 3, 2023
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darren

darren is a rare specimen, they typically have these traits ;

(1) an amazing sense of humor, everybody in the room will laugh at their jokes. darren's laugh lights up the room, but their laugh is exclusive. they dont laugh at anything, his laugh is too magical for that :D.

(2) an infectious laugh, they have the best laughs, ones that light up the entire room. their laugh instantly infects everybody in the room.

(3) last but not least, phenomenal personalities :D if u ever find a darren, make sure to lock them up in ur closet and swallow the key. coz they'll always be by ur side, they are the most loyal and faithful creatures on this planet. they are easy to get along with <3 they'll always be there for you and they can always make you smile with their amazing sense of humor. they never struggle to make you happy:3. if you let a darren in your life, they'll brighten up your life. darrens have immense beauty and talent in the arts, they have extreme talent in the arts. anything they produce comes our magical and one of a kind. they are passionate and can triumph through any situation. they will make you feel like the most special person in this world, they'll make you feel out of this world. they're great as lovers, and will always prioritize you over anybody and anything. they'll make you feel like your dreaming (in a good way ^^).

a darren will take over your mind, like a plague.
person 1 : dyk darren?
person 2 : yes!! he's amazing.
by loomisme December 8, 2023
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Darren

by Blake meeks April 25, 2019
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Darren Aqilaah

A handsome guy, almost every girl like him, very polite guy and wonderful, has a big penis, And love animal mostly cat, really good at making friends, Darren will love car and motorcycles and like to hangout with friends
Darren aqilaah
by Muransko August 3, 2019
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