crusader #5497

ban him. He's ginger. We don't like him

crusader #5497 somehow has a girlfriend. Bro what?

by phantom is a simp May 7, 2021

crusadism

the enjoyment and pleasure people who are western chauvinists have whenever they find a case of something bad happening in the Middle East that allows them to ignore how flawed their own countries are.

John reveled in his Crusadism as he re-posted an article about Saudi Arabia executing people being barbaric. Ironically he was Texan.

by kyonkochan December 15, 2020

Winged crusader

A sexual position where the man wears a cape and shouts beware the "winged Crusader " before starting and then shouts things like " Bam! , Pow! , Kapow!" And other such phrases from comics!

Its my birthday and i asked the Mrs to try the winged crusader !

by The Pithan March 31, 2017

For the crusaders

When you yell “for the crusaders” thinking you’ll do a lot work but does absolutely nothing.

Reinhardt: “My ultimate is ready”
Ana: “Okay, I’ll nano boost you”
Reinhardt: “For the crusaders!”
Ana: “WTF YOU GOT NOBODY YOU DUMB FUCK”
Genji: “You should’ve nanoed me and healed me you dumb bitch”
Mercy; “Shut the fuck up, all of you are dogwater”
Wrecking ball and Doomfist: “We are good characters”

by Fireguy47 April 13, 2021

the collective crusader

The lawful good of the ifunny crusaders. He went toe to toe with God and made him weep, If a furry crossed his path, they will be beheaded

Happylad: do you know the collective crusader?

Me: of course i know jesus

by Jonas'the'paragon April 18, 2019

Crusader wifu

A person, commonly a woman described as being very religious and Christian yet watching anime.

"Imagine being a crusader wifu, a very bad combination "

by NotCrusader January 13, 2021

crusty crusader

Sun baking your vagina and penis until crispy then adding sand to the mixture and having sex. All this must be performed in public view

Me and Shelly did a nasty crusty crusader on last Wednesday right outside the shopping centre

by JohnXL December 16, 2017