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crusader terrorist

A Person (usually white) who is proud of colonialism and denounces and denies the fact that it ever harmed anybody. Usually a Right-Wing entitled Young White Guy.
Person 1: Hey man, colonialism hurt a lot of people.
Person 2: No man, it was great. I am proud of it! And they never killed anybody! White is right!
Person 1: OK then, crusader terrorist!
by Fautmumu November 13, 2020
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Copium Crusader

A delusional fan of a franchise that hasn’t received new content for a while who still thinks said franchise will get new content.

Aka how it feels to be a Mega Man fan or a Rhythm Heaven enjoyer (post-2025).
"Mega Man X9 will definitely drop soon"

"Quit being a copium crusader it ain’t ever releasing"
by lemonkirbwastaken July 4, 2025
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Crusades

A time of war between the Christians and Muslims who both shared very different religions. The Christians believed they were taking their holy land back from the Muslims on the other hand Muslims proceeded to take the land that was of the Christians.
The crusades occurred during the 11th and 12th centuries.
by Wallace hormone December 10, 2018
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Armchair Crusader

Not to be confused with an Armchair Activist or Armchair Warrior, an Armchair Crusader is a person who would essentially die for another person unrelated to their life. Most often found in cult-of-personalities surrounding larger names, these people would blindly talk up about, defend, and proclaim falsehoods of counter-evidence towards a person's character, regardless of the relationship between the person and the crusader.
In essence, they would die for a person who doesn't even know they exist.
Any large YouTuber has a ton of these. Try insulting their character and see how many of them jump to his/her unneeded rescue!
Celebrities have many, or even just famed creators of great works (movies, video games, etc.)

ProclamationPatient said: Jesus Christ, Pewdiepie is the most annoying thing to ever entertain retards.

XxArmchaircrusedzer replied: HOW DARE U TALK ABOUT HIM LIKE THAT UR JUST JELOUS OF HIS FAME AND THAT HE HAS A FAN BASE LOL GO DIE PLZ

ProclamationPatient replied: You're the quintessence of my previous statement.

XxArmchaircrusadzer replied: HAHAHA JUST STOP UR OBV JUST AN HATER WHOES JELOUS OF HIM LOL UR AN IDIOT FOR NOT NOWING HOW TO ENJOY HIS GREAT CONTENT

(XxArmchaircrusadzer is an Armchair Crusader)
by D13pro March 12, 2014
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Google Crusade

A 1-3 hour binge session of negative google reviews usually targeted at unfavorable business's.
I totally ripped the Chipotle in Westborough during one of my Google Crusades earlier, I had to warn the people if thier misdeeds!
by Tsarge781 October 22, 2018
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Colon crusader

An absolute gayboy faggot that spends al their time up to their nuts in guts
Colon crusader OMFG that new dude is so far up the bosses arse the filthy colon crusading shit monkey
by Briz 69 September 7, 2019
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Social crusader

Liberal extremists from California spreading their socialistic agenda to the rest of the western United States.
The damn social crusaders are invading Colorado
by King Blanco $420$ November 13, 2020
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