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Creamy bongload

when you are giving a guy a handjob or blow job then he sticks the end of his dick into the down stem right before he explodes in your face then you suck it up like its the fattest rip ever.
Man Shadawn Moskar took the best Creamy bongload ever last night.
by dew draly May 19, 2009
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Creamy Independence

Feeling patriotic on the Fourth of July you liberate some fluids from your schlong into the womans anus. Upon completion of this task you take a flag on a stick and show your patriotism. God Bless America
I had a great time last year as I showed my ex the Creamy Independence just before the fireworks.
by Bubbasta9 February 18, 2008
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Creamy Morgan

The art of masterbating with the use of a chocolate cake. This is done whilst thinking of Morgan Freeman and his many roles in films such as Mean Machine where he was blown up by a safe. The art of a danger wank could be incorporated into this technique which heightens the intensity of the Creamy Morgen
"Last Nite I called my mum upstairs and cracked off a creamy morgan before she got there, but later she caught me reading Ainsly Harriot pornography."
by Joe :) February 25, 2009
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creamy steamies

when youre sick, and you poop, and its not quite solid, but more like soft serve.
"dude, i have a wicked bad case of the creamy steamies."
by emo_pinata December 18, 2008
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Creamy flashbang

When ur about to nut in a girl then you pull your meat out jizz on her face and then slap both her ears
Ugh I hate Jimmy, last night while we were hooking up he gave me a creamy flashbang!
by Creamy Jimmy December 29, 2022
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Creamy lemonade

My girl gave me a creamy lemonade last night
by Smurfasaur November 28, 2018
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Creamy Jimmy

First, a guy ejaculates into a bowl of ice cream sprinkles (aka Jimmies). Then, he rolls his penis in the bowl until it is covered in sprinkles. He then continues to fuck his partner.
Last night, my girl and I got really kinky and tried the Creamy Jimmy. It hurt a lot more than I thought it would.
by Lucasio1225 October 10, 2021
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