Creamy Chimney

After anal sex, you light up a cigar, and stick it up her butt. The smoke given off makes it seem like a chimney.

The scent given off from the creamy chimney was the most foul, malodorous scent I've ever experienced in my 73 years of life.

by The Soapy Ferret February 20, 2009

Creamy Independence

Feeling patriotic on the Fourth of July you liberate some fluids from your schlong into the womans anus. Upon completion of this task you take a flag on a stick and show your patriotism. God Bless America

I had a great time last year as I showed my ex the Creamy Independence just before the fireworks.

by Bubbasta9 February 18, 2008

Creamy Morgan

The art of masterbating with the use of a chocolate cake. This is done whilst thinking of Morgan Freeman and his many roles in films such as Mean Machine where he was blown up by a safe. The art of a danger wank could be incorporated into this technique which heightens the intensity of the Creamy Morgen

"Last Nite I called my mum upstairs and cracked off a creamy morgan before she got there, but later she caught me reading Ainsly Harriot pornography."

by Joe :) February 25, 2009

creamy habaneroist

A follower of the delicious and enlightened creamy habanero sauce from Cafe Mexicali in Fort Collins. These devout pupils pray before every meal, especially if the meal contains this holy sauce. Way better than Jesus.

A Creamy Habaneroist, inserts "One Nation under Creamy habanero" into the pledge of allegiance.

by Benjam! February 22, 2008

Creamy Wonton

An especially thick cream filled gash with elaborately mangly labia resembling a wonton or a flower that got hit with a weed wacker.

Liz garrett has one creamy wonton

by toot together March 31, 2009

creamy steamies

when youre sick, and you poop, and its not quite solid, but more like soft serve.

"dude, i have a wicked bad case of the creamy steamies."

by emo_pinata December 18, 2008

creamy yarmulke

When a man masturbates in the shower and shoots cum up over his head and it lands on his bald spot, while singing Hava Nagila That is a creamy yarmulke.

Chaim couldn't get laid at the Bar Mitzvah, so he went home and gave himself a creamy yarmulke.

by Nordicwolf March 2, 2014