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friend collector

A person, who on Facebook, just makes "add friend" requests and will have over 150 "friends", but never posts updates on their page nor makes comments on other pages. They are essentially a boring ghost who bothers people with friend requests.
Marc: "Did you get a request from Julie to be a friend?"

Jenn: "I did, but I rejected her because she is just a friend collector."
by CordeliaJaxxon April 18, 2009
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correctiveness

When a person uses the phrase " political correctiveness " in a sentence, trying to sound intelligent. When in fact, correctiveness is not a word at all.
Hey Bob, you should use more political correctiveness when speaking to Sally....
by MrsSnowflake December 30, 2010
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politically correct (conservative)

Contrary to popular conservative belief, political correctness is not a solely left-wing phenomenon.
politically correct (conservative)

Examples of conservative correctness:

frankfurters became "hot dogs" during world war I

french fries became freedom fries in 2003

David Horowitz's "Academic Bill of Rights"

attempts to "teach the controversy" by creationists in biology courses, and global warming deniers in environmental science courses

Any number of campaigns against plays or films, such as Life of Brian or Jesus Christ Superstar, on the grounds that they are "offensive to Christians;" conservative Catholic groups are particularly fond of this tactic

Encouragement of anti-gay activists to eschew the words "gay" and "homosexual" in favor of such phrases as "unnatural vice" and "anti-Christian"

Global warming deniers whining about being called "deniers." They prefer the term "skeptic."

"Enhanced interrogation techniques"

"Homicide bombing"

Atheist billboards are seen as insensitive to Christians.

Republicans changing the names of committees in the House of Representatives to change "labor" to "workforce" and remove any mention of "civil rights"

Free speech zones

The Dixie Chicks causing controversy by criticizing George Bush

ward churchill getting blasted to high heavens for insulting innocent americans (although this was definitely justified)

The whole fox news "war on christmas" nonsense

Conservatives
are just as PC as liberals!
by Submitters of Words December 11, 2011
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Spelling Correctophobia

The fear of spelling words correctly
Shannon: Bring a sheild
James: Don't you mean shield?
Shannon: No, I have a disorder, Spelling Correctophobia. I'm afraid to spell words correctly.
by jcc410 December 27, 2011
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Correctional Officeritis

Wanting to severely injur a retarded or disruptive person in society.
When off duty my correctional officeritis acts up around retarded college kids.
by Correctional Sergeant May 1, 2012
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Correctium

The synonym of «Very right» or «Very correct»
Is the answer to 2+2, 4?

«Yes, correctium»
by The not incorrectium March 27, 2022
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Butt Connector

A dildo long enough for two sexual partners to each insert half into their anus and have anal intercourse.
A Butt Connector could be a 20 inch dildo.
by The Great Bandolier October 17, 2009
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