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A right-wing conspiracy nut's worst nightmare

*In Borat voice* My LiFe! Sorry... I'm not good at accents.
Hym "Yeah! I couldn't have put it better myself! A right-wing conspiracy nut's worst nightmare. Well, I mean, I COULD have put it better myself because I'm a genius and the greatest mind who has ever lived but it's-that's pretty good, yeah... And it's like 'Do you really have a stalker or are you just saying that because you know who I am and you know that I have a stalker and you want use my response to you SAYING you have a stalker (regardless of whether or not it's true) to justify your participation?' You know? Or 'Do you really have a paranoid schizophrenic brother or are you just saying that because you know who I am? Would you be saying any of this if I wasn't here?' It's like you want your behavior to be contingent on my behavior... Without my behavior being ONLY SELECTIVELY CONTINGENT on your behavior. If I do what you want, you're responsible. If I don't, it's on me. And it's NOT ANALOGOUS to MY behavior, because I take FULL CREDIT for the good and the bad. From dead kids to saved souls. Full credit."
by Hym Iam January 6, 2024
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Conspiracy Mule

like "Drug Mule" but against Conspiracy theorists

Plural: Conspiracy Mules
I'm sick and tired of this Conspiracy mule saying something about the so-called Great Reset
by Porg009 January 14, 2024
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anti-conspiracy theory

A conspiracy theory that makes your 40 year old Facebook mom believe they should get vaccinated or believe the earth is round.
Anti-conspiracy theory: “The earth is actually flat, however the government wants you to thinks its flat. When in reality it’s round”
by Startupedition May 10, 2023
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dubai chocolate conspiracy

according to losers who have too much time on their hands
Dubai chocolate was a ploy by Dubai to get people into this chocolate in an attempt to cover up the human trafficking and such, and also according to the same losers dubai also force/or blackmail influencer to eat shit?
Sounds fucking stupid right? I wouldn't even be surprised if I was true tho since Dubai is a 3rd world country and all
after all if they wanted to cover this up they could've just done it the easier way and just covered that shit up, erase it from the history and act like nothing happened or blame some random guy
Loser : yoooo you heard of the dubai chocolate conspiracy
loser 2: stfu
by Zalo_r September 19, 2025
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Conspiracy Theorist

Journalist- and Government-Speak for ”moron theorist”.
During the interview the reporter chuckled after he called his guest a conspiracy theorist.
by WorldWantsPlastic January 9, 2018
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Conspiracy Theorist

Conspiracy theorist: the earth is flat and nasa is a lie made by jewish reptilian people controlling our government

Person with a brain: you're fucking retarded please kill yourself
by GoatLord666 November 16, 2023
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The Conspiracy-Loop Argument

Every conspiracy theory can be presented as a conspiracy itself.
A: I'm telling you, there are aliens in Area 51, it's no conspiracy theory.
B: No, the conspiracy theory is a conspiracy theory, it's what they want you to think.
A: You are just using the Conspiracy-Loop Argument.
by Azshara October 24, 2020
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