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the one hando commando

One who is adept at performing an action, usually piloting an automobile, one handed, while the other hand is engaged in an altogether unrelated activity, most frequently something rude or illegal.
Me: Shit Lisa, how can you smoke all that draw while driving a Chevy Tahoe?

Lisa: Duh, cos I'm the one hando commando.
by milkatraz October 26, 2004
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Screen Shot Commando

A software consultant that can't write code to save their life. Instead they use graphic design tools to create screen shots of what they would like the solution should look like even if it is totally unrealistic.

They commonly rely on other competent developers to actually write the code to deliver what they dream up. They are typically the guy who is surfing the web or sending messages on their iPhone during the design meetings and not paying any attention at all.
That guy is a total screen shot commando...He has no idea how to write the code to make that happen. On that note, has anyone seen any of his code?
by Tool Hater March 2, 2010
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commander and theif

by Aeris November 17, 2003
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commakazi

A person who grossly over punctuates using commas in everything they write, whether it be e-mail, term paper, etc. Usually they are very anti dash.
"My mom is such a commakazi... I could hardly read her e-mail because there were so many commas!"
by Erin B0 June 26, 2008
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Commando

To go without wearing underwear. As a long-standing tradition, some theater Benetians will go without underwear on closing night of a performance, going "commando".
"Are you going commando?"
"In this rented costume? No way!"
by K16 May 16, 2006
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commabitchesperiod

A sentence suffix that expresses disdain and disgust. Can only be used in situations of deeprooted hatred and cynicism. Sentance usually ends in just "bitches", but greater affect is achieved when comma and period are added. Use as often as possible for full effect.
Julie didn't approve my shits, bitches.
OR
Julie didn't approve my shits, commabitchesperiod.

Mark ate all the fried chicken, commabitchesperiod.
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Cobra Commander

Leader of evil crime syndicate COBRA in the GIJOE cartoon series of the 80s. His face is always covered, at first with a hood, and then by wa variety of helmets as the series progressed.
If only Cobra Commander listened to Dr. Mindbender's advice he would have suceeded in destroying GIJOE.
by DB January 13, 2005
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