Cock Block Tortoise

When someone puts a washing basket on their back to look like a tortoise and performs a cock block by crawling onto a couple's bed whilst they are making intercourse

"i got completely undressed, put on a washing basket and cock block tortoised onto nat's bed who was shagging zach"

by jabbott August 22, 2011

mom cock block

When your mom catches you bringing a girl into her house and prevents you from banging her.

"Dude, I got mom cock blocked. I was just about to bang that chick but then my mom came in and made the slut go home."

by wiseguy009 November 16, 2009

Kamikaze Cock Block

A cock block so massive, that no-one in the general area has a chance to score, not even the culprit.

Note: You do not have to be Japanese to pull this off...but it helps.

Fuji ruined everyone's time last night with that Kamikaze Cock Block, what a Fagasaurus Rex.

by Jip! December 14, 2006

Cock Block

when a gay guy ruins the chance for another gay guy to get laid by crash their conversation

I was this close to taking this hottie home with me, but then an ugly bitch came out of nowhere and cock blocked me

by TLV Biatch March 26, 2009

cock block blocker

cock block blocker: Also know as a wingman.

My wingman took care of the cock blocker

by dodgyd May 13, 2005

Reverse Cock Block

A repulsive individual that you typically encounter at a night club that makes aggressive advances towards unwilling women. As a result, the girls start clinging to you, and leads to a hook up.

Those guidos were so grinding up on every girl at Webster Hall. A cute girl gravitated towards me and we ended up hooking up. Who would have guessed those creeps would have been a reverse cock block.

by dhun August 29, 2012

cock blocking chakra

A song performed by the band Classy Smut about a tube sock wearing lesbian who is still in the closet.

That veterinarian has a cock blocking chakra.

by jakethesnake63 November 24, 2011