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squat cobbler

A grown man sitting on a pie for the titillation of an audience. Fully clothed. Usually on video. Made famous in season 2 of the cult TV series Better Call Saul.
Have you gentleman ever heard of the term Squat Cobbler?
by Gordon Freeman August 17, 2016
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cobblers

load of cobblers
by anonymous July 27, 2022
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Cobbler

Cock gobbler; one who eats cocks for a living
You are a cobbler

She is a cobbler

He is a cobbler
by SpindriftCartel January 31, 2021
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hoboken squat cobbler

A fetish where a man sits in a pie and wiggles around for his partners enjoyment. Crying may be involved (a cry baby squat). Also known as Dutch Apple Ass, Full Moon Pie and Boston Creme Splat. Origin: Bob Odenkirk as 'Jimmy McGill' in "Better Call Saul" (TV Show, 2016) Season 2, Episode 2.
He made videos of himself doing the 'Hoboken Squat Cobbler" for his lover.
by Bazinga_Punk_NJ August 31, 2016
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squat cobbler

As featured on "Better Call Saul", Season 2, episode 2, "Cobbler", the act of sitting bare assed in a cream pie and wiggling your butt around in it. Considered a sexual fetish by some.
Erik was paid $500 for each video he made of him performing a squat cobbler. Chocolate cream was said to be the favorite.
by BootyToSpare August 22, 2016
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bitch cobbler

someone is to a full extent of being totally gay that they are the esscence of faggotisicity
Kraig: Shut up man, it's just spandex
Dave: Wow! you are such a bitch cobbler! LOL
by awesomo does not compute March 28, 2009
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Horse Cobbler

A shoe blacksmith who puts horseshoes on horses hooves
I had to take my mini/horse to the horse cobbler after he cracked a horseshoe on one of his hooves at the 4H convention.
by CnDaz July 17, 2023
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