A female with many physical flaws that makes her undesirable to most or almost all, but very desirable to her admirer, based solely on her personality, loyalty, and/or sexual attributes.
Friend: Dude, why did you agree to date that girl? She has no teeth, she's overweight, and has body odor.
Me: Yeah but she can make my toes curl when she gets me off, she's my Chan Chu Toad.
Me: Yeah but she can make my toes curl when she gets me off, she's my Chan Chu Toad.
by CookUL8R February 14, 2024
Get the Chan Chu Toadmug. U DUMB AS SHIT
An asian teacher who works for the school called Y U DUMB has a son named Jakie Two who dishonor his family for not being in college he can't see shit cause his eye so slant... who's grandfather was killed by a fry so he must kill the fry to avenge his death.
An asian teacher who works for the school called Y U DUMB has a son named Jakie Two who dishonor his family for not being in college he can't see shit cause his eye so slant... who's grandfather was killed by a fry so he must kill the fry to avenge his death.
Jakie Chu: JAKIE CHU WHAT R U DOING HERE YOURE SUPPOSED TO BE IN CORREGE
Jakie two: oh im sorry papa Im not as smart as you
Jakie Chu: CAUSE YOU DUMB! YOU DUMB AS SHIT
Jakie two: I know I dishonor famiry
Jakie two: oh im sorry papa Im not as smart as you
Jakie Chu: CAUSE YOU DUMB! YOU DUMB AS SHIT
Jakie two: I know I dishonor famiry
by Maddycute21 January 19, 2019
Get the Jakie Chumug. 1. A Japanese onomatopeia for kissing.
2. An abbreviation for "what are you...".
3. An abbreviation for "you" after a T.
4. Your average mid-2010's weeb/furry's way of saying "you". For some reason, some lunatics still use this.
2. An abbreviation for "what are you...".
3. An abbreviation for "you" after a T.
4. Your average mid-2010's weeb/furry's way of saying "you". For some reason, some lunatics still use this.
1. Bye, you two!~ *chu*
2. "What are you doing?" becomes "Chu doin?'"
3. "What you doing?" becomes "Whatchu doin'"?
4. Hi! Have chu watched Naruto?
2. "What are you doing?" becomes "Chu doin?'"
3. "What you doing?" becomes "Whatchu doin'"?
4. Hi! Have chu watched Naruto?
by Consarn June 20, 2018
Get the Chumug. 
Dismissive Tone:
It can often be used with a slightly dismissive or mocking tone, similar to how someone might use "dude" or "man" in a dismissive way.
It can often be used with a slightly dismissive or mocking tone, similar to how someone might use "dude" or "man" in a dismissive way.
Lame asf Chu.
by BFTSFTWH May 17, 2025
Get the Chumug. Spanish short male and female name.
In men defines a super cool man that is always acting like an idiot.
In women defines a super cool woman who is making every man act like an idiot.
In men defines a super cool man that is always acting like an idiot.
In women defines a super cool woman who is making every man act like an idiot.
by anonymous November 23, 2021
Get the Chusmug. by woolworths plastic bag October 4, 2022
Get the chu aidmug.