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Stoner’s Chess

The act of ordering a pizza with your buddy and then strategically picking your slices so you get the most of your money as the two of you eat away at the pizza you’re sharing.
Tim and Alan got into an argument while playing Stoner’s Chess because Tim believed that Alan ate too more slices than he did; however, Alan claimed that he was just simply better at the game.
by Tim Books June 28, 2020
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Tic Tac Chess

A board game by snoozyman that uses chess pieces to play Tic Tac Toe to make three in a row.
by jiggysaw17 January 8, 2021
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Chess String

A sexual act where you string every piece of a chess set together like anal beads and slowly slide them into your lover.
For every unique piece you have to make love in a unique position, much like actual chess its VERY time consuming.
"I spent like FIVE HOURS chess stringing this weekend... I am wiped out!"
by LadyFuckwad April 30, 2020
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Chessed

Verb: The act of outmaneuvering someone in conversation
OHHH you just got CHESSED
by ChessmanJr June 26, 2018
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chess

a game where 2 kingdoms fight each other while being figures
pawn being the seemingly useless but has tricks up its sleeves

knight being the coolest, winning by taking L's
bishop go diagonal
rook be going straight and sideways
queen being everything except for knight, its too cool to take L's
king being the fucking crybaby that needs protection and somehow s the most significant one on the board
checkmate, castling, you get the idea

do the funny botez gambit for cool
"chess"
"chess"
by Cloudy_yduolC April 22, 2022
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MadsChess/Kamikaze Chess

It’s chess rules, but when you kill one of your opponents pieces, the one you use to kill with also die, so you really have to think before killing. And then the amount of slurps from the drink you do is equal to the value of the piece dying.
Pawns = 1
Knights and bishops = 3
Towers = 5
Queens = 9
Kings = finish your drink
"Hey, what am I supposed to do with my Queen now?"
"Huh? Don't ask me, I'm already drunk, dude! It's MadsChess/Kamikaze Chess afterall *burp*"
by Oz7yd3vil November 26, 2024
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chess neck

When someone has horrible neck posture because they play too much chess on chess.com
Ew do you see Max’s chess neck!

He used to be so hot last year.
by AnimalJam100 January 14, 2024
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