Cade Long

Cade Long loves to constantly make jokes, hes blond and loves footy and cricket (Aussie). He doesn't like when you disagree with him and always hurts himself. He tries to fit in as much as he can, he didn't have many friends. He loves to play with his dog and is the always wanking. Cade always has a messed up hamstring and when he gets a girlfriend, he has no idea what to do. Hes retarded. He over reacts alllllll the time and can often be a scooter fag. HEs VERY COCKY

Cade Long: I ran 15 laps around the oval the other day
Brie: SUrreeeE
Cade Long: I did! I swear
Brie: OkkAyyY ThEn

by Cooper Raynor May 27, 2019

Cade

poopy head fboy that has a plastic chain

cader you are a big poopy head

by Lil Goat 102 March 6, 2020

Cade Elsey

A man with a big shlong who likes breaking glass and wrapping his shlong in it

I saw an Cade Elsey walk into a club and come out shorter

by No#1 source for Defintions October 23, 2020

Cade

A man who does not love McDonalds. A Wendy's man.

Cade: I am a Wendy's man

by Mrpicklesandco May 20, 2020

Cade Keen

Most watched gay porn star

Cade Keen is so gay

by Elihockey90 December 6, 2017

Cade

A boy that emz obsesses over everyday

“Hey guys I might be on and off of treasure wars because of Cade”

by MinecraftCreeper September 18, 2020

Gabrielle+Cade=love

Gabrielle and cade are names and they are just the people that are just perfect for each other and well enjoy each other for ever and will be friends to the end

Have you seen Gabrielle and cade they are so cute

Ya they are really Gabrielle+Cade=love
Oh your so right

by Cakewalking November 4, 2016