purple headed womb broom

A Straight guy's stiffy

What's that in your trousers? It's my purple headed womb broom

by LucoTheFish September 21, 2006

Pound the Ceiling with a Broom Handle

When you use a common household item with a hard wooden handle like a broom to strike the ceiling of an apartment, in order to remind an upstairs neighbor that the noise they are making is loud and can be heard by others.

"They don't respect me, Susan – I had to pound the ceiling with a broom handle more than five times!"

by abolishme January 11, 2016

The 36 Inch Push Broom

When you lift a 3 ft midget by the ankles upside down, face fucking her, while walking around Quicken Loans Arena.

Hey Barry, see that midget across the parking lot? I’m gonna chug these beers and then give her The 36 inch push broom before the game starts.

by Larry and Rex and Benny June 24, 2018

Broom Room Womb Boom

Its another name for closet sex.

The "Broom Room" part is closet (Since the broom is stored in a closet usually).
The "Womb Boom" part is sex.
If you put them together, its closet sex.

"What is "Broom Room Womb Boom"?

"It's when you have sex in the closet"

"Oh really? I lose my virginity that way."

by Henry Jakobsun July 5, 2009

a broom up my arse

informal, mainly UK
Part of a phrase that's used to imply that someone is asking them to do too much. Similar to "what did your last slave die of?" Used by Sean Connery's character in the film Meteor.

I'll just stick a broom up my arse and sweep the floor while I'm at it, shall I?

by UK Canuck June 15, 2023

purple-headed womb broom

penis, usually erect. Implies that the erect male member may be used for general sweeping or cleaning purposes, hence "broom".

I gave that bitch a seeing-to with my purple-headed womb broom

by dirty fuck face paul hendy July 15, 2003

Broom Stick Wound

Another name for the asshole, usually used in a sexual context.

Did he do her in her hatchet wound?
No, he did it in her broom stick wound.

by Number One Molly April 17, 2009