Braden

Self-declared patriot who treats other people's existence as a personal attack. Often complains loudly about how marginalized groups get "special treatment" while ignoring every form of privilege he enjoys. Braden thinks empathy is weakness and diversity is a threat.

Braden rolls his eyes at Pride Month but never questions why beer companies and car dealerships get their own holidays. He talks about freedom constantly but wants books banned and identities erased.

Braden claims to support the troops, but only when it lets him rant online. He has strong opinions about flags, gender, and what other people do with their lives, especially when it doesn’t affect him at all.

Braden is what happens when entitlement meets insecurity and gets a Wi-Fi connection.

See also: Karen

A Braden just called Pride attention seeking, while filming himself in front of military stuff he didn’t earn, wearing a gym shirt that’s never been to a gym.

by MacyDayZee June 16, 2025

Braden White

Braden White is an interesting cracker (usually a white man) with a great hairline, Handsome, and huge calves for no reason. Cole is his opp. - Kyle robins boyfriend

Braden white is married to kyle robins boyfriend

by GooberYoodleCHoober March 1, 2024

Braden Dreckmeier

Braden Dreckmeier is a cute guy, he loves super easily, he often feels down when getting yelled at but deep down everyone loves him, he's truly amazing. Anyone could fall for Braden, he's smart, amazing, funny, always someone you'd wanna be around.

Who wouldn't love Braden?

Girl 1. "Is that Braden Dreckmeier?"

Guy 1. "Yeah! He's perfect."

Girl 1. "Yeah :)"

by Daily celebrity trash June 24, 2021