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Ballz backwards

An inability to function at a socially exceptable rate, due to extreme ammounts of awkwardness in everyday problems and procedure.
As awkward as seeing someone with two testicles tucked behind their legs and bending over.
"Yo, my rents are ballz backwards about this trip, so I'm not too sure if the thizzle is going down this weekend or next."
Well... picture the awkward sight of someone balls tucked in between their legs (balls are backwards) therefore the parent's planning abilities are slightly flawed due to their awkward way of going about things.
by bG. May 25, 2006
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Backwards Boy

A guy that appears to be hot, either from the back or the side, but when viewed from the front is not hot and/or very ugly.
That guy in the library looked really hot, until he turned around and I could see his face. It was hideous, he was a backwards boy.
by small-town goddess March 25, 2009
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backwards elephant

a sex position invented by Danielle Van Horn it involves butt bumping
hey man have you tryed the backwards elephant?

no is it good?
by brettroberts13 June 5, 2009
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backwards hats

What I called wiggas before they was called wiggas.
See wiggas

Them backwards hat faggots caused the convenience stores to all lock the doors on their beer so now us adults have to get the key from the fuckin punkass wigga behind the counter in order to get our beer and then the fuckin wigga behind the counter cards us and the people in our cars like our kids and grandmas all because of some snot nosed lil peckerwoods.Those backwards hats need their asses kicked.They think they're all badass cause they listen to that retarded gangsta rap.
by fuckin sick of punks January 23, 2005
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Backwards Beaver

A divine new lesbian sexual position where both females lay on their backs with heads at opposite ends of the bed. Works best if each has their inside leg over their lover's chest (for a good view). Accessorize with vibrating toys for each, but fingers inside both, at the same time, are necessary.
I'm in the mood for something different tonight... Let's do the Backwards Beaver!!
by BeaverAficionado October 1, 2010
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Backwards cowboy

When Adam hall hits the juul to hard that his body did a backwards cowboy
Adam did a backwards cowboy on Vesna
by Adamwilllllletttt December 19, 2018
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Backwards Thrust

The act of thrusting or humping in a reverse motion, rather than forewards. It is commonly seen as a homosexual act between two men, although anyone can do it.
When executed, the backwards thrust can be both amusing and disturbing, while not offending the delicate sensitivities of some people.
Repeted backwards thrusting over time or backwards thrusting multiple times consecutively can result in several problems that include, but are not limited to:
-Thrusting into someone, creating an akward situation
-Attracting gays towards, or rather, behind yourself
<Man thrusting backwards to amuse his friends> "Backwards thrust! Backwards thrust! Backwar--"
<Bumps into front of other man>

<Other man smiles> "Helloooo."
by Grimmie XII September 24, 2011
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