ADHD

you

The pesron reading this right now has ADHD (you read person wrong)

by Graver444 October 18, 2023

ADHD

A Dangerously huge dick

I have ADHD

by Mars.ngl October 18, 2023

ADHD

ADHD; I'm making a definition for the joke, not the actual definition. I have ADHD to and that last sentence is a moderate example of it.
ADHD-Tictok stands for.....
Attention
Deficit
Hey
Are you still paying attention? (Insert the bell of shame) what are the odds YOU are a kind fellow with ADHD? Well guess what! Dear balls, I might have to give you a kick to the- |CENSORED|

Hey. I have ADH- DONUTS!! AÆÃŪÜGHHH

Extra sentence including ADHD

by Special ForcesOp16 October 19, 2023

ADHD Insomnia

Acondition wherein one attempts sleep, but does not, due to distraction.
Unlike insomnia because insomnia is an inability to fall asleep due to numerous physiological or psychological reasons.
Whereas, with ADHD Insomnia, the mind becomes distracted and basically forgets to fall asleep.

"Sorry I'm sluggish today at work, Boss. Last night I had a conversation where someone asked me if sable was a dog or a cat, and it triggered a case of ADHD Insomnia. That led to asking google questions which lept distracting me. I still don't know if a sable is a dog or a cat...but I did discover this freaky gut in Norway who sings a great cover of Sultans Of Swing."

by Uncle McFlirty October 30, 2023

ADHD

a dangerously huge dick

Damn, I didn't know you had ADHD

by MrSkunk January 8, 2024

ADHD

braindead.

He has ADHD

by mister2740 December 31, 2024

auADHDOCD

(noun) a term used to describe a hypothetical condition that combines traits of autism, attention deficit hyperactivity disorder, and obsessive-compulsive disorder.

Sarah displays traits that could be categorized under AuADHDOCD, as she demonstrates difficulties with social interactions, struggles with attention and impulsivity, and exhibits repetitive behaviors and intrusive thoughts.

by thisIsMyPseudonym1 January 3, 2025