Ashton Kutcher

A young hot guy that loves the old hot ladies who are close to his moms age.

Ashton Kutcher could have had Britney Spears but he went for Demi Moore instead.

by Dr. Uncle Fucker Crapper John M.D. July 20, 2003

ashton kutcher

Ashton is only famous for his looks. He is not funny and people that think he is funny should rot in hell.

Ashton is a fag.

by Jenny July 2, 2004

ashton kutcher

One of the worst actors ever. He can't act and all his movies/telivision shows have been flops (except that 70s show)

Ashton Kutcher is one dumb fuck

by Idiot Paranoia June 28, 2004

Ashton Kutcher

Cocaine. Names of white people such as Justin Beiber and Miley Cyrus allude to the drug Cocaine.

Wipe your nose, stop fucking with Ashton Kutcher

by UltimateRuffles October 29, 2019

ashton tirado

Someone to have sex with at 12am.
Someone to love.

Use Ashton tirado

by Bkhkhxkhxkyxiydiyd June 15, 2017

hanna and ashton

A synynom of true love, these are two souls that were meant to intertwine. The way that yin and yang balance one another, these two may be polar opposites, but fit together in sycronicity. Hanna both beautiful and fair needs a strong intelligent man like Ashton to bear witness to the brilliance of her soul, and to help guide her on her way. No one ever said that love was easy, but when you love hard; it shows. Hanna and Ashton have something special, and like all good things in life, it's gunna take work. in love like this, is where miracles are born.

The passion between Hanna and Ashton was so intense, that urban dictionary was at a complete loss for words.

Literally no body : it's got to get better then that, right?

by zarrokk February 26, 2019

Zac Ashton

a sexy beast with a 9 inch cock
everyone loves him
gets all the bitches
W rizz
so hot

"do you know zac ashton"
"yes he gets all the bitches"
"everyone loves his 9 inch dick"

by gngwgeorge August 23, 2023