Sloppy Stranger

When you sit on your non-primary hand until it goes numb, and use that hand to masturbate.

"Dude, last night I got a handjob from a sloppy stranger"
"Shut up, Gary, I know you were just masturbating."

by Kemper6six6 October 4, 2017

The double stranger

Sitting on your hand and penis until both fall asleep and then jerking off, eliciting the feeling of a hand job from someone to someone else.

The double stranger bois

by Siob July 5, 2017

stranger arm

The sensation of waking up and having one or both of your arms go completely numb after sleeping on it and restricting bloodflow

"I woke up this morning with stranger arm lying in my bed and it took me a while to figure out it that it was just mine."

by jippypippy February 12, 2017

guardian stranger

1. A stalker.

2. Someone who is anonymous and knows way too much about someone else.

3. A creeper.

He knows too much about her and watches her from a distance. He is her guardian stranger.

by youareastrangeridontknowyou December 26, 2011

texas stranger

A glory hole in a porta john

Nothing says dedication to anonymous random sex like taking part in a Texas Stranger in July.

by MFrancinsidethoughts August 13, 2017

Perfect Stranger

Similar to the stranger, the perfect stranger is when both dick and hand are numb. Then you dont know what is going on until all of a sudden u get sticky.

After a long hard bike ride sitting on my hand, i achieved the "perfect stranger".

by CrazyFireman August 26, 2009

The Gay Stranger

when you dangle your penis over the edge of your bed, and then lean on it until it becomes numb, you then proceed to close your eyes and jack off, since your dick is numb, it feels like your jacking off someone else.

"Oh my God, i gave myself The Gay Stranger last night, and I swear to God it felt like i was giving an HJ!"

by Greg "The Captain" Hall October 14, 2006