by wifebeaterz124 April 16, 2024

Brendan wears glasses, claims to be about 5’10, and has very hair legs. His weewee measures up to about 5.5 inches. He likes the game Smash but doesn’t ever get to smash irl. His parents are dickheads. We love a good Brendan.
by notbrendan84 June 17, 2021

by Johnny Manzel February 22, 2023

1) A terrible and highly-overrated team of fantasy footballers; the most notoriously shitty "Brendan's fantasy football team" plays in the "Justice For John Markus Nead"
2) The vaginal equivalent of male "blue balls"
2) The vaginal equivalent of male "blue balls"
1) Rocco: "Brendan's fantasy football team blows"
2) Raul: "My girl had a bad case of Brendan's fantasy football team last night"
Spencer Ware: "Shoulda fucked her as hard as I fucked Rocco's team in the championship"
2) Raul: "My girl had a bad case of Brendan's fantasy football team last night"
Spencer Ware: "Shoulda fucked her as hard as I fucked Rocco's team in the championship"
by Rocky C 816 August 12, 2017

by IHateBrendan1 January 30, 2022

sporty
funny
cute
romantic
awesome
sometimes rude
makes fun of you in a good way
cares about you whenever
lovely
creative
smart
caring
nice
athletic
dreamy
thoughtful
AMAZING!!!
funny
cute
romantic
awesome
sometimes rude
makes fun of you in a good way
cares about you whenever
lovely
creative
smart
caring
nice
athletic
dreamy
thoughtful
AMAZING!!!
All Brendans are awesome!!
by BaDaS* October 14, 2021

The hottest guy ever. If you want to date him be ready to be overloaded with hotness. Also, If he asks you to go home with him, make sure to bring some protection. If he enters your bedroom, white stuff is going to squirt everywhere. He will be so attractive that you will want to suck it so badly. ONLY GO TO HIS HOUSE IF YOU'RE READY.
Brendan is hot as hell.
by Unresistable... May 22, 2025
