max

the saltiest prick in the world. He's so salty that his spirit animal is a Mc Donald's French fry. The only girl he's ever dated is the salt shaker at the local Burger King

Max made fun of me for dating Kenna and I said "well at least she said yes to me."

by Jose Michael jordan December 3, 2017

max

some short little dickwad who looks vaguely like sans the skeleton

'you know who you are max'

by one-hell-of-a-cult-leader May 25, 2020

max

an absolute legend nobody is better than him he is just definitely the best and he is a country mile ahead of everyone

max is the best

by a smart dictionary November 5, 2020

Max

Max is truly a amazing person, if you ever get to meet a max be very thankful and do not loose they may lie to you at sometimes but that is only so they wont hurt your feelings. Max is usually the name of a man that every girl has a crush on. They will have a great smile and something about them will make you smile and feel so great inside. Either their smile, laugh, smell, or just how they treat you. Never treat a max badly, you can never stay mad at a Max for a long time. They will be insecure at some times, but you have to bring them up. They will be Awkward at some times but that just means they like you.

Person 1- "Max is so amazing"
Person 2- "I know you should go talk to him"

by ugly yet October 7, 2019

Max

A name commonly thought of as sketchy by Latino.

Latin dudette: Yeah his name is Max 😍
Latin dude: Max, that's a sketchy name

by Yoshi565 October 3, 2015

Max

Most beautiful, handsome boy in the world. Who gives the best cuddles. He doesn’t always show it but he will love you forever and always. He has a heart of gold and will do anything for the ones he’s close to. I love you max !

“Max” from your bad b

by John from church December 5, 2019

Max

Max has massive penis and still gets 0 bitches

Bro is that max

Yeah is penis is huge but he gets no bitches

by Max gets no bitches June 20, 2022