dylan is a fag. has a girl but could never get in that pussy. smells like booty cheeks. likes to say wat do u meeeeeean???
cum is getting white, cum is getting cold, that's how you already know, it happened last night, dylan was in bed while ella was given me head. didn't mean to fuck her she caught me by surprise, i reloaded my penis cocked it back and pumped her twice to the rhythm of murder on my mind
by juliosligger February 6, 2020
Get the Dylanmug. Is an amazing friend that will always be there for you in your time of need
Funny and charming to say the least
Knows how to make a girl feel special
Has the biggest heart I know. Always willing to let people in.
Funny and charming to say the least
Knows how to make a girl feel special
Has the biggest heart I know. Always willing to let people in.
by ggnotell June 15, 2012
Get the Dylanmug. The gayest peice of shiitake anyone has ever met. If u met one you would have been like OMg what a fag just so you know Dylan is a fag and a retard he spanks dudes
Dylan is gay
by Daddy's Lambo April 11, 2013
Get the Dylanmug. A Dylan is a mean, air head. He is very stupid, never kind, and doesn’t care for peoples feelings. Girls like him because he’s tall, dark and sadly, Handsome, but even though he’s good looking on the outside, on the outside he is another version of the devil. He’s not loyal, he’s not sweet, and all he is looking for in girls is a peice of ass. Cheats on multiple girls and doesn’t give a shit. A Dylan most likely has a big dick, and that’s probably the only reason he will ever be able to get married. He’s a lying, dirtbag and after being done with a Dylan, he no longer looks hot. Now, he just looks like a big, sweaty ape. He’s stupid and never holds on to the things that actually matter. All he cares about is his new monthly girlfriend, that he will break up with after he’s done making out with her. He only is interested in girls for their tits and thick ass and thighs, and is normally attracted to sweet, innocent Blondes that don’t need their spirit ruined, yet will get their hearts crushed because of a Dylan. Any girl will fall for him since he is good looking, yet once he is done with his current girl, he will pretend to not know them, and deny anyone that thinks they were together at a time. If you are dating a Dylan, you might just want to let them go. Normally, Dylan’s are just big, fat, man-hors.
(Sorry this was so specific, I’m sure if you know a Dylan that is nice, they aren’t horrible like I’ve made Dylans seems.)
(Sorry this was so specific, I’m sure if you know a Dylan that is nice, they aren’t horrible like I’ve made Dylans seems.)
Girl One: “I think I like that guy…”
Girl two: “OMG change your mind quickly! His name is Dylan and he’s such an asshole.”
Girl One: “Um why are you dancing with Courtney?? Aren’t you dating Emily??”
Dylan: “Nah, I don’t care about Emily anymore, I’ve moved on and I’m cheating on her now with Courtney because I am a peice of shit that doesn’t care about any girls feelings.”
Girl One: “Wow.. that was oddly specific…”
Dylan: “Yeah, whatever. Oh and do you want to go make out when I’m done dancing with Courtney.. I’m sort of over her too now. You know me... I never want to date the same girl for more than a week. Nothing against them, it’s just because I’m a horrible person!”
Girl two: “OMG change your mind quickly! His name is Dylan and he’s such an asshole.”
Girl One: “Um why are you dancing with Courtney?? Aren’t you dating Emily??”
Dylan: “Nah, I don’t care about Emily anymore, I’ve moved on and I’m cheating on her now with Courtney because I am a peice of shit that doesn’t care about any girls feelings.”
Girl One: “Wow.. that was oddly specific…”
Dylan: “Yeah, whatever. Oh and do you want to go make out when I’m done dancing with Courtney.. I’m sort of over her too now. You know me... I never want to date the same girl for more than a week. Nothing against them, it’s just because I’m a horrible person!”
by Just Me... Hey June 1, 2018
Get the Dylanmug. Dylan can be an extremely terrible people. He will trick and manipulate you in every situation. He never takes responsibility for his actions and will always make himself the victim. He spreads gossip and starts drama, even though he says he doesn’t. He’s not very smart and is especially bad at biology. None of the teachers like him because he sings obnoxiously loud in class trying to seem funny. No one in his group likes him and they all talk bad about him behind his back. Everyone is embarrassed to be associated with him. Eventually he burns the bridges to all his friendships and once he hits his 20s he will be completely alone.
Boy: hey are u friends with that Dylan K kid??
One of Dylan’s friends: nah I don’t really know him he’s kinda weird
One of Dylan’s friends: nah I don’t really know him he’s kinda weird
by Papajohns June 8, 2019
Get the Dylanmug. Dylan is the nicest person you'll ever meet. He will do anything to make you happy. Dylan is the sweetest cutest person you'll ever meet. He gives the biggest bestest hugs!
by Eggysmeggy October 24, 2017
Get the Dylanmug.