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Baroning

Baroning is the act of casually lying by inventing stories or modifying existing ones.

Baroning probably has its origins in Latin America and became a worldwide phenomenon in late 2018.

The word is derived from the famous German Baron Münchhausen (1720-1797), a guy that casually lied his way around. His most famous thief pistols (for definition see urban dictionary) were:
- riding on a canon ball over the enemy lines, scouting their positions, and then casually stepping over onto an oncoming cannon ball in the opposite direction to return to his groups

Spanish: baronear
German: baroning
English: "He really baroned his way out of this story when his wife asked him about his whereabouts last night."

"She said she can't make it tonight, because there's a problem with the door lock" - "sounds like classic baroning to me"

Spanish: Esta chica colombiana está baroneando muchísimo últimamente, es una verdadera pistolera de ladrón
by ElBarón June 2, 2019
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baron guard

Position called in League of Legends at champion select to troll noobs who think you will actually be guarding baron the whole game.
Fag1: mid
Fag2: top
You: baron guard.
Fag1: omg wtf r u new?
Fag2: some1 doge!!11!
You: did one of u want baron guard?
by rabifant August 24, 2014
mugGet the baron guardmug.

Black Lung Baron

A computer savy tech who wishes for the days of labor abuses so that he could finally run the illegal strip and coal mines that he so would handle with an iron fist.
Be carefull minorites when coming to America, for Black Lung Baron might get you, and then it's all over for you and your foreigner ways... BROKE ASS.
by Jun The Incredible. August 2, 2008
mugGet the Black Lung Baronmug.

Baron Zunigga

Conqueror of toaster ovens, devourer of chromosomes.
Baron Zunigga, come over here and kiss me on my hot mouth, I'm feeling romntical.
by ArcSilver August 8, 2023
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